Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • The Helluva Hotel SMP #2209

    The Helluva Hotel SMP #2209
    Welcome to the Hellish Revenge Edition Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner demon and wreak havoc in the virtual realm of Hell! Join us for a chance to rehabilitate demons, reduce overpopulation, and maybe even check out into Heaven if you play your cards right.

    But wait, there’s more! Follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run an assassin business in Hell, dodging demons and causing chaos along the way. Will you survive the startup life in the fiery depths of the underworld?

    Join us for insane adventures, outrageous shenanigans, and a whole lot of demon drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to another dimension or uncover the secrets of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your claws, and get ready for a hell of a good time on our Minecraft SMP – because in this world, revenge is best served blocky.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 64 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ExWifeExposedMC

    ExWifeExposedMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with custody battles, child support drama, and even a sprinkle of military action.

    Witness the chaos as players fight over virtual custody of pixelated children, argue over maintenance money for their blocky exes, and even call the virtual police for welfare checks. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this madness in the world of Minecraft?

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got alienation of grandparents, new boyfriends moving in, and even no contact orders thrown into the mix. It’s a soap opera like no other, all happening right in front of your virtual eyes.

    So come join us on this server where drama is always on the menu. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and buckle up for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 160 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP

    FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP
    Do you ever wish you could live in a world where everything is made out of burgers and fries? Well, now you can! Join our Minecraft SMP where the entire world is a fast food paradise! Build your base out of giant chicken nuggets, mine for diamonds in a mountain of french fries, and ride around on a roller coaster made out of hot dogs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • BlockyBizarreCraft

    BlockyBizarreCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

    So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Pixel Protection Network

    Pixel Protection Network
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 94 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4138
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 398 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1467 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Star Shards Collected: 136
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Mines Excavated: 1588

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Mines Excavated: 4574
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Potions Brewed: 104
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 371
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Mines Excavated: 2338

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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