Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • moonrealms

    moonrealms

    a cool survival server: for every 25 levels you get heart store, events and a lot more join now, for more fun:)

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 516889 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Towns Built: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Lifesteal Factions: Where your survival depends on snagging snacks from unsuspecting players!

    Lifesteal Factions: Where your survival depends on snagging snacks from unsuspecting players!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address lifestealfactions.duckdns.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3
    Description Come play on lifesteal factions! A simple server with a small community.
    World Border 16X16K
    Features Factions, hardcore PvP, anti X-ray, no cheats, crossplay

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is the server IP address?

    The server IP address is lifestealfactions.duckdns.org. You can connect to it to start playing.

    2. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

    Yes, there is a Discord server available at https://discord.gg/mAPsQYqJG3. Join to interact with other players and stay updated on server news.

    3. What is the world border size on the server?

    The world border size is 16X16K, providing a limited area for players to explore and build in.

    4. What features does the server offer?

    The server offers factions gameplay, hardcore PvP experience, anti X-ray protection, no cheating policy, and crossplay compatibility.

    5. Can I use cheats on the server?

    No, cheating is not allowed on the server. Players must abide by the rules and play fair.

    6. What kind of community does the server have?

    The server has a small community of players who enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal gameplay. Join in to experience the thrill of faction wars.

    7. Is the server suitable for players who like intense PvP battles?

    Yes, if you enjoy hardcore PvP and betrayal, this server is perfect for you. Engage in challenging battles and conquer your enemies.

    8. How can I start playing on the server?

    Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided and join the Discord server for more information. Have fun and enjoy your gameplay!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Doge Coin Minecraft Server

    Doge Coin Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old thing? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where you can trade Dogecoin for diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Doge Coin Mine, where players can dig for virtual currency while fending off zombie traders and evil Endermen. Rumor has it that whoever collects the most Dogecoin will be granted three wishes by the elusive Doge himself!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, in this world, the only currency that matters is Dogecoin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Block Breaker Minecraft SMP

    Block Breaker Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time! We have a thriving community of players who love to build, explore, and occasionally engage in epic battles against the evil Potato King and his army of sentient potatoes.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players can saddle up their favorite porker and race to victory. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Llama Llama Ding Dong” dance parties, where everyone lets loose and busts a move with their trusty llama companion.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a talking cow – they’re known for spreading fake news about diamond ore locations. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • SocietySMP: WeirdNorms

    SocietySMP: WeirdNorms
    Have you ever wondered what the weirdest thing society accepts as normal is? Well, let me tell you, it’s not wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. It’s actually not joining our Minecraft SMP!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

    So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Chimeras Created: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Ores Mined: 3724 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyLifeChange

    CraftyLifeChange
    Have you ever accidentally joined a Minecraft server and had your life changed forever? Well, get ready for the most epic spontaneous decision of your life! This server is like no other, with a community of players who have all been touched by the magical powers of the pixelated world.

    Join us on this server and you might just find yourself embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by the ancient Minecraft gods themselves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your useless junk.

    But beware, for this server is also home to the notorious Ender Dragon Gang, a group of pixelated punks who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and leave you stranded in the Nether. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive their wrath.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and make the best spontaneous decision of your life! Who knows, you might just become the hero of this pixelated world and have your name forever etched in the annals of Minecraft history.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • KimJongCraft

    KimJongCraft
    LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

    WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

    ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

    JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 72 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • SkyMineIL

    SkyMineIL

    Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Falling into the Void: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

    MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night
    Server IP play.minedhype.com
    Website https://minedhype.com
    Location US WEST
    Java Version 1.21.1
    Bedrock Version 1.20.80 – 1.21.30

    Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

    Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

    Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

    Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

    Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

    Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

    Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

    Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

    Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

    A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

    Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

    A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

    Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

    A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Crops Grown: 1498 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Runes Activated: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Zombie Dances: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Enchantments Applied: 170
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4167 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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