Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Animals Bred: 19
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Mines Excavated: 3543 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • NoChinNoWinCraft

    NoChinNoWinCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Ores Mined: 5096
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1564 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Dimension Hops: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • VetHospitalMassacre

    VetHospitalMassacre
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

    Respawned Memories: Life 2.0
    yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

    join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

    we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 109 Falling into the Void: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Build your own home
    PVP other players in arena
    Play chat games
    Gain exclusive MC items through shop
    Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

    And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

    LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Can I build my own home on the server? Yes, you can build your own home.
    Are there any PVP options available? Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
    How can I gain exclusive MC items? You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
    Is there a way to become a staff member? Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Falling into the Void: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

    Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Crops Grown: 3890
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9639 Players Killed by Monsters: 1619
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 371
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Towns Built: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Crops Grown: 2519 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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