Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Chimeras Created: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 135 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 233
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Dimension Hops: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Zombie Dances: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Ores Mined: 9033
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Villages Defended: 13 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Magic Items Found: 7823 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Dimension Hops: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Falling into the Void: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 140
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Ores Mined: 7521 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 183 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Crops Grown: 3883

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 7365

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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