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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Crops Grown: 3648
Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34 Wilderness Tamed: 10
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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