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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchantments Applied:	97
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

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RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3843
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Falling into the Void:	1

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	3385	Void Gems Collected:	16
New Chunks Explored:	954521	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Crops Grown:	7271
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Magic Crystals Found:	21

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1615	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	52

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ores Mined:	822	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6820
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Buildings Constructed:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Farms Harvested:	927	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ores Mined:	4063
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

mcservers.oreo.gg