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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
New Chunks Explored:	12363	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Villages Defended:	6

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9203
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	15
Void Gems Collected:	38	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4052	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Enchantments Applied:	216

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1987	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

mcs.mccaverns.com

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	79
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

mc.pandacraft.cc

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8028
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

play.RenatusNetwork.com

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ores Mined:	6149	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Votes:	6109

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

46.243.169.234

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Towns Built:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sb2.craftersland.net

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	2332	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Farms Harvested:	296	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

play.minefrost.net

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

play.demonsland.fun

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Villages Defended:	6	Farms Harvested:	299
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Void Gems Collected:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

mcsugars.com