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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	79	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

play.stormylagoon.com

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	270
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Crops Grown:	5551
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Star Shards Collected:	167	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Crops Grown:	3687	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magic Items Found:	2704
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

play.cwoare.nl

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8736	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

cherryland.club:25572

Faeberry

Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ores Mined:	1402
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

faeberry.net

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Mines Excavated:	2238	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	582172

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Star Shards Collected:	62
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magic Items Found:	7152
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3727
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Potions Brewed:	180
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net