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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	131	Potions Brewed:	144
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Lifestealed.com

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mines Excavated:	4983
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

142.44.148.175

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	187	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

play.aesirmc.com

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

thecribmc.us.to

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5752	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

play.firecrusades.com

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Farms Harvested:	985
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

jongames.com

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	201271
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

play.lightmc.uk:25595

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

play.secure-heaven.com

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ores Mined:	2532	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

mc.amiciingame.com

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Emeralds Found:	1690
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

play.mc.lol

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	193	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

ms.prismforge.com

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Dragons Tamed:	0

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

play.esotericmc.com

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

play.valegate.com

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	8051
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Votes:	6115
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

sky.craftersland.net

Humblex

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

mc.humblex.net