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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

New Minecraft Servers

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SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Animals Bred:	181
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3422
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Votes:	6857	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Votes:	2801
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6030	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mines Excavated:	3183	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Villages Defended:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Votes:	2266

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

SkyUtopia.net

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

mc.oustcraft.com

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

mc.planexcraft.com

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mines Excavated:	3567	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

embermc.gg

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

TerminaMC.com

Farlands SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6

You want to get the full Minecraft experience or you have been tired by servers not running your farms? This is the place, where all vanilla farms and mechanics will work. We use a fabric based server that does not modify the vanilla gameplay at all. That also means, that we don’t have any teleport mechanics. Just use the nether roof to your advantage. Have you ever been annoyed by rules like “No redstone clocks”, “Limited plots” or “Required online time”? Our server does not have any rules like that. We don’t event have any rule at all except for having fun. We especially don’t have any plot or chest protection, no afk-time limits. We even provide the function to spawn AFK-players to keep your farm running while you can safely log off. Everything is trust-based. So we are looking for trustworthy players who admire the freedom of a Singleplayer world shared with others. We carefully select the players for our server to make sure, we have a healthy community. Since we don’t have any rules but don’t want to become an anarchy server, we make sure that everyone shares the same ideas about how a community in Minecraft should be.About us We are a group of people who enjoyed the hermit-craft series and decided to create our own hermitcraft-like experience. Since every server out there has some boundaries and limitations we decided to create our own. And now, we are looking for other players to join us. To ensure that our community stays healthy, we will carefully select new players before adding them to the whitelist. The current members are located in Europe and north America. The server is located in Germany. If you enjoy all this, we are looking forward to your application at our website: farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

MineFall

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	207	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

What is the server IP for MineFall? The server IP for both bedrock and java is mc.Minefall.eu How do I play on the MineFall Minecraft server on Java? Open the launcher, next click the “Play” button then select “Multiplayer” from the menu. Click “Add Server” tab and inp MineFall supports Minecraft version: 1.19, you may also use any other newer or lower versions to connect and play on the server.

104.243.40.126:25575