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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ores Mined:	8060	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

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Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2120	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ores Mined:	3272

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	624	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Potions Brewed:	31
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Animals Bred:	166	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Star Shards Collected:	287
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchantments Applied:	203
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Potions Brewed:	151
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

SkyUtopia.net