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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
New Chunks Explored:	303819	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ores Mined:	6936	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

SL Network

KitPvP, LifeSteal

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	244	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Who are we? SL Networkis India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(SL Network is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.slnetwork.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25583

play.slnetwork.fun:25583

MCTribes Lifesteal

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	124	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome To MCTribes Welcome to MCTribes, the ultimate destination for all Minecraft players looking for team-based game modes. With our servers running on the latest version 1.20+, we strive to provide you with the best gaming experience possible. Our servers offer a variety of game modes, including the popular factions,HCF & PracticePvP as well as our custom new game mode “Tribes” designed to keep you on the edge of your seat. Our dedicated team works tirelessly to ensure that our servers are constantly updated and running smoothly, so you can focus on what really matters – playing and having fun with your friends.

play.mctribes.net

Crafted Realms

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	152	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Embark on a journey where survival is key in this new custom world generation. Gather resources, craft tools, and build shelters to protect yourself from the dangers that lurk in this new world. From hostile mobs to hard harsh environments. collaborate with your fellow players or go solo- the choice is yours!

crafted.mc-realms.com

BlossomBuilds

Cross-Play, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Crops Grown:	4103
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

BlossomBuilds – Explore the Faerie Realm!Features:Themed Fantasy Builds, BlepFishing, and Exclusive Crates. Rank Progression with Voting Rewards and Custom Items. KeepInventory for worry-free exploration. Enchanting Realms Await:Unlock mystical perks as you climb ranks. Dive into BlepFishing for unique fish and rewards. Discover treasures through our exploration rewards. Join BlossomBuilds Today! Server IP: mc.blossombuilds.com

mc.blossombuilds.com

TalesHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Chimeras Created:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

TalesHaven is a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Our features: ● Jobs: Join a job and earn money to save for a rank, or spend it in our server shop. ● Quests: Ready for a challenge? Join a quest and unlock cool rewards! We have over 1400+ quests and 17 categories. ● McMMO: We have a unique skill progression system to level your skills and unlock new abilities. ● AuctionHouse: Sell or buy resources on the Auction House and grow your money balance. ● Server Shop: We have a server shop to buy all sorts of resources from items to blocks and more. ● PlayerWarps: Set a player warp for your friends, or your XP farm. The choice is yours! ● ChestShop: Create your shop with chests so players can visit your place and buy your resources. ● RankShop: Save up your money and buy unique new ranks, these come with new features and commands! ● GriefPrevention: Prevent griefers from griefing your builds by claiming your land.TalesHaven is also cross-play compatible so you can join using Bedrock Edition, Windows Edition, or Pocket Edition. Ready to survive with us? Join our server at play.taleshaven.net if you’re using another platform other than Java edition, use play.taleshaven.net:25568.

194.153.216.157:25568

VioletCity

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

VioletCity is an SMP focused on building a friendly community, everyone is welcome here! Whether you want a place to chill and hang out with your friends, or grind your way to becoming the wealthiest, this server is the perfect place for you!We have plenty of QOL features, including land claims so you can build without any worries! There’s tons of stuff planned to be added soon, so join today so you don’t miss out!Join us at: violetcity.mcserver.ws Join the discord server for news on updates, etc: https://discord.gg/XSrEMnTJjP

57.128.11.49:25571

Hypiworld

Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2

A survival server with Create Mod! Since July 11, 2022 and is still ACTIVE. We used to be only in China, but are now turning to the world.

play.baimoqilin.top

AppleNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	3161
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Crops Grown:	4170
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Come have fun in our skyblock 1.8 IP: iscraft.minecraftserv.com SkyBlock is a new part of the Blockman GO game saga that allows you to create your own world alone or with friends. You can build buildings and even entire cities or explore dangerous dungeons in search of valuable resources.

applenetwork.servmine.com:29522

PokeValley

Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Hey everyone! Are you tired of playing on servers that give an unfair advantage to those who pay? Look no further than PokeValley! Our incredible Cobblemon server has opened it’s doors to anyone looking for a mighty adventure and we’re so excited to invite you to join our growing community! Here are just a few of the features you can expect: – Player-run Gyms, Elite Four & Champion – PokeDex rank rewards – Tournaments and other community events Note that the Overworld border will be increased by 5k with every new Cobblemon structure update. This could also include one of the other dimensions depending on the update.We do not have a way to buy anything on our server besides of a Vip rank that gives you access to /nick.While we strive to maintain a vanilla experience, we do have some quality of life features like /tpa, /home, /rtp, and more.

162.19.146.105

FoxSMP

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

A minecraft bulgarian server! You can find: -Spawn -Events -Cool Staff -So much more

FoxSMP230.aternos.me:41938

Domini

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audio This should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximityView the server’s world map here: http://162.33.22.223:8123

Domini.mcserver.us

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

vanillamc.ca

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

135.125.4.144

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Animals Bred:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

preymc.com

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Towns Built:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

srinonetwork.online:25577