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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6216	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Holy Grails Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

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But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

Factionether

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7704
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	897428
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Factionether is a small factions server hoping to build a community of dedicated players! Explore the world in a Skyrim-eskt manner where you can discover new grand cities. If you prefer a less honorable means of gaining wealth… raiding is allowed! Build a faction with other players to protect yourself from raids. Factionether also has discord integration so you can talk to players on the server even when you aren’t on yourself! Join us and have some fun!

factionether.mcs.cool:25774

CrownMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mines Excavated:	2489	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3004	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

TOWNY | MCMMO | ECONOMY | CUSTOM BOSSES | CUSTOM WEAPONS | SO MUCH MORE! Welcome to CrownMC, a towny adventure server! CrownMC has been closed off to a small group of players for several years, but is now opening up to the public. Our main goal here at CrownMC is to create a fun and co-operative community, while also pushing the limits of Minecraft as a game. CrownMC has an avalanche of customized features; armor sets, weapon models, enchantments, boss mobs, crafting recipes, it’s all been turned up to 10!

Features: Towny – At it’s core, CrownMC is a towny server. For those unaware of how towny works: players are able to create their own town where they can claim land, create laws, tax citizens, ally up with other towns, and so much more. Towny is an extremely in depth plugin, and the possibilities are endless!

Economy – CrownMC also is heavily reliant on our economy system. Players can buy and sell items either at the admin marketplace, or at another players shop with the chest shop plugin. Purchase new ranks with money and gain access to more features and adventures to go on!

Dungeons – CrownMC also has many pre-built dungeons that players can unlock. Once unlocked, you can battle through these dungeons to collect unique loot and legendary weapons!

Elite Armors and Enchantments – CrownMC has a large variety of custom armor sets players can craft and collect to become stronger and make defeating boss mobs and dungeons much easier. With 30+ armor sets and 50+ unique enchantments, you’ll never run out of combinations to try out!

Come and join us! thecrown.mc.gg You can also visit our website at: crownmcserver.enjin.com

thecrown.mc.gg

KraxiaMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

WHAT IS KRAXIA? Kraxia is a Skyblock server with a twist… Between the various quests, open world inspired town (spawn), dungeons, leveling, talents and prestige systems, we’re sure that you’ve never seen a server quite like this. Kraxia prides itself on being a community-driven environment and is constantly evolving based on the needs and interests of the community.

WHAT IS SKYBLOCK RPG? Kraxia is a traditional Skyblock server with many RPG elements, including a full 1-60 leveling system (xp is gained from farming, forestry, ranching, mining and fishing), featuring a dynamic quest line and various daily quests and challenges. Throughout the server you will find yourself immersed in a traditional RPG setting all based around your island and your experience. We respect that everyone is unique and based on that we’ve created a unique talents system that allows you to play how you want to play!

WHAT MAKES KRAXIA SO UNIQUE? Kraxia has been in development for over four years prior to release. The progress has been slow and steady and the final product is something we are very excited to share with the Minecraft audience! Our small development team have created unique systems exclusive to our community and never seen before content to the larger Minecraft community. We are pleased to share our work with you and invite you to explore our uniquely crafted server!

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE INFORMATION? Kraxia has a dedicated Discord (www.kraxiamc.com/discord) and Twitter (www.twitter.com/KraxiaMC) where you can stay up-to-date with the latest features and changes to our community server. Our helpful staff and community members are just a quick message away from answering your questions!

play.kraxiamc.com

DireSkies

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Votes:	9591
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Looking for the best new Minecraft Server? Look no further! DireSkies is here to help. Mine blocks, level up, and slay your enemies on this exciting new journey.

PAYOUTS We offer a recurring $500 in competitive payout prize! With more money making opportunities present, including real life trading

Join the discord to get familiar with our wonderful community: https://discord.gg/dire

Claim a FREE RANK by joining today $500 in competitive PayPal prize money!

dire.fun

Dragon Shield

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3263
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

br.dragonshieldmc.net 19132

We’re one of the friendliest communities out there! We have a strict NO-TOXICITY policy which we enforce very carefully but effectively. Expect warm welcomes and honestly one of the best community experiences that you’ll ever go through. The community is warm, kind and welcoming. PlayTime Ranks, what are they and how do they work? Well, here player I’ll answer your questions. Your rank gets upgraded while you’re playing, the more play time the better the rank! The ranks offer amazing kits and cool perks such as the back, feed, more homes, hats, and many others! What are you waiting for come collect them all! Custom mobs, you might be asking yourself huh what do they even have to offer I’ve seen the same thing on a million servers before… Well we decided to be DIFFERENT! We offer you 20 + Cave Custom Mobs. They spawn below 60 and they sure pack a punch! Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, Crawling Skellys and more awaits you in the deepest depths. We organize weekly boss events! A premium dungeon experience like no other! Fight bosses with a complex attack system and 30+ abilities per boss! The loot is also great but first comes first served the one to get the last hit gets the rewards so be quick and be smart and enjoy your time as the main character on our server!

Our Custom Enchants system offers you not 100, not 200, but 300 ENCHANTS ! You can get them from enchanting normally at a table or you can buy them with EXP! From PVP to Mining enchants to even Effects we have it all! You’ll sure have fun using them we guarantee it!

dragonshieldmc.net

EternalMC

PvP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Crops Grown:	7903
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

A good Minecraft BoxPvP server

Includes:

– ranges to buy

– Money system

– Minas

– Armor

– Piñata

And more

eternalmc.cc:25788

LostOriginsMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

We have created a new server, both bedrock and Java can join. – Discord – Shopping district – Player in game money (currency) – Casino and mini games tntrun, mazes – One player sleep – Quests – Slimefun – Player and Server shops – Silk Spawners – Fluffy Machines – Foxy Machines – Mini Blocks – Slimy Tree taps – Dynmap – Land claims – Death chest with teleport for ingame money

lostoriginsmc.com:55485

TownyEternal

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Towns Built:	3

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀www.TownyEternal.com ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Towny, Ranks, Custom Items, Fishing, Wars, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Achievements, Ranks, and much more!

play.townyeternal.com

PowerCraft

Earth, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Emeralds Found:	4484	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Website: https://powercraft.pro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/powercraft Twitter: https://twitter.com/PowercraftPro Store: https://store.powercraft.pro/

org.powercraft.pro

TheStonedGolem

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	506	Ores Mined:	9551
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Villages Defended:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to The Stoned Golem! Searching for a new server to call home? Well search no further! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a proximity chat, community-driven server which excels at introducing to people to one another! We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times. Some of our core features: Seasons and a calendar year! Thanks to some of our server plug-ins, Players can get some neat bonuses the more they play! Help build an engaging economy with the ability to create player shops! A simple and intuitive system to rent and sell your items! A constantly adapting world, set in Hard Mode. Graves that spawn at your death location. And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere. From a player-run shopping centers; to player waystones! INFO: IP: thestonedgolem.live Discord: http://discord.gg/hyEmE5GZqE Dynmap: http://thestonedgolem.live:8080/

TheStonedGolem.live

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Votes:	3130
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

The Superflat Experiment is an anarchy server that is running on a default superflat world, 1 layer of bedrock, 2 layers of dirt, and 1 layer of grass. Started on March 11, 2022, the server has seen over 1300 players join and leave their mark on the server. Our community is very relaxed and always love to watch new players begin their adventure on the server, so come and check us out!

BEDROCK PORT IS 25609

superflat.world

Nostalgic Realms

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	307
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Nostalgic Realms

We are a Semi RPG Medieval Towny War server. Play to win is our slogan and we stand by that, you will never be out classed because of donations no matter how much we appreciate them! Create towns that may grow to countries, form alliances and wage war against your enemies! Your goals may differ from simply surviving on your own , being apart of a small group, or even conquering great kingdoms and expanding your empire across the lands! The choice is yours on how you play and we are here to provide you with the best possible experience.

Features: >>> Proximity Chat >>> Quests >>> Alcohol Brewing >>> Pipe Smoking >>> Towny War >>> Custom Mobs >>> Custom Items >>> Live Map!

Play.NostalgicRealms.com

Mangrove

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Towny server with pvp, jobs, ranks, kits, crates, etc, Join today to Start you Adventure. We are looking for staff and a fun Player base. we are a work in progress so if there is something that should be added talk to the server owner and we will try our best to get that working if it would improve the server.

mangrove.cc

Boyz SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

New family friendly survival server – come and help us build a great world! Land claims, jobs, economy and shops. Java and Bedrock Edition both supported. 1.19 supported

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ExoTeam – Club Exo

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	New Chunks Explored:	350086
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you looking for a Minecraft Java and Bedrock compatible server with over 100 extra features? Take a look at our server! ExodusMC – Network | We have the following: > Technical Section: > Immediate support for the latest versions of Minecraft Java and Bedrock > Compatibility with all Java-Bedrock plugins > Good atmosphere > Our Unique Survival Mode! > ExodusMC Data and IP | IP: ExoTeam.Gamesrv.net | Port: 19132 (Bedrock default) | Version: 1.20+ | Plataforma: Java | Bedrock Our Discord https://discord.gg/zGBWwDezF4 Everything and MUCH more within our server JOIN SOON!

Exoteam.Gamesrv.net