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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	5113
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

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Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Zombie Dances:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3890	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ores Mined:	3862
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Dimension Hops:	3
Votes:	4797	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Towns Built:	9

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Votes:	6490

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9328	Villages Defended:	7

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4799
Dimension Hops:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	199146
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Void Armor Forged:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	6139
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net