Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Animals Bred:	74
Votes:	9543	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6800
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchantments Applied:	120	Villages Defended:	19

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

emopia.se

Kragmc

Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

kragmc.vyxterhost.net:25608

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1859	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dimension Hops:	7

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

hostilemc.vurig.host

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Vampiricclassic.playwn.co:25583

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

play.crafterscove.fun

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Emeralds Found:	3600
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ores Mined:	8054	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	185
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

marscraft.org

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

redemoby.com

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

mc.pathisorb.com