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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Farms Harvested:	675
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

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Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4894
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Towns Built:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Votes:	9504
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	1182	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ores Mined:	4774
Dragon Eggs Found:	6245	Votes:	5314

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Crops Grown:	3980
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	New Chunks Explored:	773196
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

mc.planetbn.com

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	982
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Play.Disorbs.Net

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	42
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

cavetale.com

Valkycraft

Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

valkycraft.live

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Void Gems Collected:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

103.195.102.4

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

cloudrealms.net

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

rapidskies.us