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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Votes:	5023	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

New Minecraft Servers

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Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

mc.shadowkingdom.org

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

185.248.141.12:1058

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

play.supercraft.in

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

play.acentramc.com

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

arcaneva.com

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

mc.skyblade.pro

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

ms.storyfortune.net

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	3677	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

play.obiworldmc.com

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	316

Lifestealmc.net

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

simplyvanilla.net

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9458	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

play.augustatowny.com

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	1539
Crops Grown:	5245	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

play.gravitymc.xyz

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	207265	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

mc.charlieroleplay.it

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

interstellarmc.cc

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Star Shards Collected:	272	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

mc.vanillahypeserver.com