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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crops Grown:	1285
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mines Excavated:	4844
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Void Gems Collected:	22

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GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2570	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mines Excavated:	2178	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Farms Harvested:	726
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2143	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	264	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6453
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	46	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Farms Harvested:	279

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Villages Defended:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mines Excavated:	2872
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	99	Animals Bred:	64
Invisible Walls Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Animals Bred:	39
Gods Slained:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	112
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	9356	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1129
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Towns Built:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Villages Defended:	12

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world