Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8098

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	9939	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Farms Harvested:	156
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Dimension Hops:	3

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6917
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Items Found:	1899
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Towns Built:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Emeralds Found:	3349	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6589
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Farms Harvested:	197	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

mc.gamersreact.net

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

mc.cwresports.lk

CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ores Mined:	8861	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Emeralds Found:	3733
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crops Grown:	9379
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4718	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg