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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Divine Spears Created:	17
Towns Built:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Potions Brewed:	38
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Potions Brewed:	45

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

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CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Dragons Tamed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Animals Bred:	51	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

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PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Farms Harvested:	602	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Emeralds Found:	2612

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

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Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Votes:	6693
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	5936	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	222	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Potions Brewed:	99
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

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PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

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Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

stonecrest.xyz

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	194680	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

play.afcraft.net

VisualPvP

PvP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ores Mined:	7872	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

visualpvp.com

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5018
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

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KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Emeralds Found:	894
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Dragon Eggs Found:	2381
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

mc.kriptonpvp.com

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

mc.shadowkingdom.org

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2013
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

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