Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8115
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

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GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Emeralds Found:	2421
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	30

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	3863
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Animals Bred:	113	Love Letters Sent:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Buildings Constructed:	33	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	139
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Emeralds Found:	9744

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Potions Brewed:	112

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5022	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Void Armor Forged:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Votes:	2037
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Secret Passages Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Void Gems Collected:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Villages Defended:	12

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Mines Excavated:	4581
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

play.mc-paradise.com