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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2072	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

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OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2648	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Void Armor Forged:	19

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Star Shards Collected:	62	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Potions Brewed:	49
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8792
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Divine Spears Created:	24
Mines Excavated:	1056	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Potions Brewed:	61
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2001
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1437	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Farms Harvested:	347

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Emeralds Found:	6572	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Potions Brewed:	84	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6799
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net