Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could refund the game because you’re so bored? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky experience that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that refund button!

Our server is so exclusive, it’s like early access to a whole new dimension of Minecraft. We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is actually confetti bombs that make you break out into a spontaneous dance party. And don’t even get us started on our custom skins – you can dress up as a taco, a unicorn, or even a sentient block of cheese.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split from laughter)!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hangry Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has a magical enchantment that makes your coding skills skyrocket when you’re hungry! That’s right, forget about those pesky hunger pangs because they will actually make you a coding genius!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken named Sir Clucksalot who can grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast world of Minecraft. And rumor has it that one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds! Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a chicken in a coop, am I right?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where hunger equals coding prowess and chickens hold the key to unlimited riches. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BroBILdoxxedMe Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers can’t blow up your personal information like Bob did to this poor soul! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the moment Bob called our player on their personal number.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your brother-in-law Jake leaking your info to the competition. Instead, you’ll be too busy dodging virtual arrows and building epic structures to even think about real-life drama.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of facing off against bosses like Bob in a virtual world, all while crafting your own destiny? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret office number hidden in a dungeon somewhere.

Don’t let Bob get you down, join our Minecraft server today and let the adventures begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Love Letters Sent:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Bathroom Duty for Dinner? NOPE!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than cleaning a gross bathroom? Look no further! Join our server where cooking skills are celebrated and bathroom cleaning is banned!

We understand the struggle of having to clean up after your siblings’ bathroom mess, which is why we offer a virtual escape to a world where you can cook up a storm without worrying about dirty toilets. Plus, we have a strict “no bathroom cleaning” policy in place!

Join us and show off your culinary creations while avoiding the dreaded chore of cleaning up after others. Who needs a sparkling bathroom when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Come join us and leave the bathroom cleaning behind for good!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

StrangerTalksMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting conversation you have is about what color sheep you found? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Join us for epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod, or building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses because why not? Our community is full of quirky individuals who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and make ridiculous memories, then come join us! Who knows, you might just end up in a heated debate with a talking cow about the best way to bake a cake. The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5612	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafting for Love

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Are you so single that even the Ender Dragon won’t swipe right on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save your love life! Join us and you’ll have more virtual companions than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our players are so friendly, they’ll even help you mine for that special someone. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers exploding hearts all around you? So come on, join our server and let’s craft some love connections!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1386
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mystic Paradis

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, gameplay, KitPvP, Mini Games, Minigames, Mods, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranking, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

[1.21] | Mystical paradise | It is one of the newest networks in the world with the most popular game modes! In it you can find 1 game mode with several customs. servers for our players, you can enjoy • CUSTOM SURVIVAL • COMING SOON SKYBLOCK • FACTIONS • and MUCH more with our amazing and growing community of top players!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Banana Sandwich: Where you can fight mobs by throwing sandwiches at them

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	2-month-old SMP, whitelisted
Server Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Minimal addons: Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated player base + Fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided above.

Q: What is the average age range of players on the server?

A: The average age range is lower 20s but we have a wide range of ages.

Q: Are new players welcome?

A: Yes, the server is friendly to new players.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: Fun events are hosted for players to enjoy.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP

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Are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as my family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineCraftLoveCo

advice, balance, Boundaries, career, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family, hobbies, long distance, love, MineCraftLoveCo, Music, Passion, Priorities, Reassurance, relationship, sacrifice, Support, trust issues

Are you tired of choosing between your love for music and your sweet but clingy boyfriend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own musical paradise!

On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.

Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Villages Defended:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GadgetGuru’s SMP: WearableWonder!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!

2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.

3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.

4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues

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Do you ever wish your favorite book had a sequel? Well, imagine if Minecraft had a sequel! Join our server and experience the thrilling continuation of the Minecraft story where Steve discovers a hidden underground civilization of talking creepers who just want to be friends. Will Steve be able to unite the overworld and the underworld in harmony? Find out on our server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun

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LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.

We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AndesShell Minecraft server

AndesShell, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Survival

The owner of the AndesShell server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2358	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!