Crafty McCraftface: Where building is serious business… but not really. #ThrowbackThursday

CraftyCreepers: Where SAARS teach kids to deal with rapists in Minecraft!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we teach our players how to deal with creepers and grievers like a boss from a young age! Just like SAARS teaches their kids how to handle rapists, we teach our players how to handle any troublemakers in the game. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected friendships along the way. Who knows, you might even become a master at fending off those pesky Endermen with just a flick of your wrist! So come on, join us and show those Minecraft baddies who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Creepers to Keepers: Where Former Enemies Become Allies

Allies, Ally, change of heart, Character development, cooperation, CREEPERS, enemies, forgiveness, former enemy, growth, Keepers, newfound friendship, overcoming differences, Peace, reconciliation, Redemption, second chances, teamwork, transformation, Trust, turning point, Understanding, Unity, unlikely alliance

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate plot twist – your former enemy becomes your ally! Imagine teaming up with the player who used to grief your builds and steal your diamonds, now fighting side by side against the mobs and other players. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join now for the most dramatic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3304	Enchantments Applied:	196
Star Shards Collected:	272	Buildings Constructed:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RicePaddleCraft: Where Asian gamers unite to build, mine, and conquer pixelated worlds!

anti-imperialism, asian, Asian unity, brotherhood, BUILD, CCP, Chinese, Conquer, cooperation, east asia, economic interests, foreign policy, Gamers, imperial Japan, Industries, japanese, koreans, meddling influence, Natural resources, pixelated, RicePaddleCraft, solidarity, unite, Unity, Vietnamese, Western imperialists, worlds, 富國强兵

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promote unity among the Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, and Vietnamese players! Forget about fighting mobs, our real enemies are the decadent Western imperialists trying to steal our diamonds and disrupt our peaceful mining operations.

Join us as we prioritize our economic interests, protect our natural resources, and build a strong army to defend against any Western invaders. Together, we will shape our own foreign policy and show those meddling imperial powers who’s boss!

So come on, join us in creating a powerful alliance and dominating the Minecraft world. 富國强兵! Let’s show those Western imperialists what we’re made of!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magic Items Found:	3937
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Ragnarok: Crafting Chaos & Creepers Galore!

4Chan userbase, blocky, Chaos, client creation, coding, COMMUNITY SERVER, Crafting, CREEPERS, Galore, game development, game server, game threads, Gaming Community, gaming forum, mmorpg, Nostalgia, online gaming, Online Multiplayer, Player Base, private server, Ragnarok, ragnarok online, RMS link, VG, virtual world

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no personality? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of those little guys running around! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even try your hand at our custom mini-game, “Dance Dance Creeper Revolution,” where you have to out-dance a group of explosive mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon one of the hidden portals that lead to a dimension filled with talking pigs and flying cows. The possibilities are endless, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	4538
Farms Harvested:	571	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PC Build Failures: A Minecraft Server for Normies Who Can’t Handle the Basics

basics, BUILD, building a pc, compatibility issues, Cyberpunk, delivery processes, errors, Failures, gaming pc, handle, Hogwarts Legacy, Minecraft, normies, Pathetic, peripherals, picking PC parts, Poor, reddit, rtx 4090, Ryzen 7 7800X3D, Server, slow PCs, tiktok, Trauma, Troubleshooting

Are you tired of being a normie with a pathetic PC setup? Join our Minecraft server and escape the woes of building a gaming PC! We have the fastest gaming PCs already set up for you, so you can focus on what really matters – playing Minecraft all day and night.

Say goodbye to compatibility issues, troubleshooting errors, and the stress of picking PC parts. Our server is here to provide you with the ultimate gaming experience without any of the hassle. No need to anxiously await deliveries or run pointless benchmarks, just jump right into the game and let the fun begin!

Don’t let your brain rot from reddit and tiktok, join our server and embrace the true joy of gaming without the PC building headache. Trust us, once you experience the convenience and excitement of our server, you’ll never want to go back to the normie life again. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start gaming like never before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AnimeSexCraft: Where Modern Anime Meets Minecraft Madness!

Anime, anime industry, AnimeSexCraft, CLASSY, comedy, Degenerate, explicit scenes, fetish, HBO, hentai, Junk, kite, madness, meets, Minecraft, MODERN, modern anime, nuance, older anime, ovas, rape, sex, tasteful, TRASHY, Uncut, Villain

Are you tired of all the degenerate anime out there that revolve around nothing but sex? Looking for a server that’s more classy and tasteful? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is like a breath of fresh air in a sea of trashy content. Join us for a fun and wholesome gaming experience where the only thing getting raped is the creeper by your diamond sword! Say goodbye to trashy HBO vibes and hello to a server that’s more classy than an uncut hentai. What are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Zombie Dances:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NudeCraft: Where You’ll Find More Than Just Diamonds in the Hardcore World of Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or scandalous? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to uncover the juiciest secrets and scandals of the Minecraft community. We’ve got hidden treasure chests filled with scandalous nudes and hardcore pics of your favorite Minecraft characters. Who knew Steve had such a wild side?

But be warned, once you see these scandalous pics, you’ll never look at your beloved Minecraft characters the same way again. It’s a whole new world of blocky drama and intrigue, and you won’t want to miss out on the action.

So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who knows what scandalous surprises await you in the world of Minecraft? Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. 😉🔥🔞

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Divine Spears Created:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty United – Where Creepers and Players Unite in Chaos!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. Legend has it that once upon a time, a group of players on this server became so powerful that NOBODY could stop them. They built giant castles made entirely out of diamond blocks, rode around on flying pigs, and tamed dragons to guard their loot. But don’t worry, they’re actually super friendly and love to welcome new players into their wacky world. So come join us and see if YOU can become as unstoppable as them! Just be prepared for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few exploding chickens. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2088	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	236	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Love Letters Sent:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Weeaboneese KidzCraft: Dethroning MTG in Style!

Anime, card game, collectible, Competition, DETHRONE, Dethroning, Entertainment, fanbase, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Japanese culture, kiddyshit, KidzCraft, Manga, market share, MTG, Popular, strategy, Style, TCG, trading card game, trend, Weeaboneese

Are you tired of playing boring old Magic: The Gathering? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has officially dethroned MTG as the most popular TCG! Why, you ask? Because we have weeaboneese kiddyshit, that’s why! Imagine dueling with your opponents using adorable anime characters and ridiculous power-ups. Plus, our server has a secret underground dojo where you can train with ninja cats and unlock special abilities. So come join us and experience the craziest TCG adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Holy Crap Mine

aryans”, Attack, Beliefs, Bigotry, Bloodlines, Crap, Cultural, discrimination, Diversity, Harmony, hate, HOLY, ignorance, intolerance, prejudice, Pure, racism, Religion, Respect, Torah, violence

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning reality all at the same time.

Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including Aryans, shitskins, and everything in between. We embrace diversity and celebrate the fact that we’re all just pixels in a virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends or enemies along the way. Just remember to keep your bloodlines pure according to the Holy Torah – it’s a holy matter, after all.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineLOL – Minecraft Madness & Mayhem!

April Trading Post, dragonflight.blizzard.com, General Resources, heroic raids, level squish, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, MineLOL, mists of pandaria, murlok.io, patch 10.2.6, plunderstorm, raider.io, Raids, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, spring finery, The War Within Trailer, trading post items, World of Warcraft General, wow-petopia.com, wowg, wowhead.com

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles within the world of Minecraft, where you can experience the thrill of the war within like never before.

Patch 10.2.6 has brought some insane changes to our server, including shiver-me-timbers plunderstorms and remixes of Pandaria that will blow your mind. Get ready to raid like never before and conquer dungeons that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Our April Trading Post is filled with unique items that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From plunderstorm sections to spring finery, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Bankruptcy: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!

BANKRUPTCY, blocky, budgeting, credit card debt, DEBT, debt burden, debt consolidation, debt management, debt relief, debt repayment, drowning in debt, financial assistance, financial crisis, financial hardship, financial stress, financial worries, loans, money problems, money troubles, overwhelmed, Sinking, Struggling

Are you tired of being buried under a mountain of debt? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start mining for virtual diamonds to pay off your real-life debts! Our economy is so booming, you’ll be debt-free in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with gold bars. So not only will you be debt-free, but you’ll also be rolling in riches! Join now and start digging your way to financial freedom!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Emeralds Found:	1395
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

InuCraft: The Quest for Diamond Shards

Anime, Arc, Buddhist teachings, Demons, Diamond, enlightenment, FANTASY, InuCraft, inuyasha, Japanese culture, Karma, Kikyo, Manga, meditation, Mythology, Quest, Reincarnation, sacred texts, Shards, spiritual awakening, spirituality, Supernatural, tantric law of inversion, Vajrayana Buddhism

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the tantric law of inversion! That’s right, we’ve got Kikyo, a Vajrayana Buddhist, running the show and bringing a whole new level of enlightenment to your gaming experience.

Join us as we delve into the mystical world of Vajrayana Buddhism through the power of Minecraft. Build your own temple, meditate with pixelated monks, and unlock secret mantras that will give you superhuman abilities in the game.

Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be mining for spiritual enlightenment! So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of inner peace… and maybe even score some epic loot along the way.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	180
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56

Backfire, bill maher, bombs, bridge protests, Chaos, clown world, clown world order, ClownCraft, disqualified, gaza, gop, Israel, judge, Lawyer, Merchan, Order, Pedophilia denial, REIGNS, Rumble, Show, SUPREME, timcast, trump, Trump judge Merchan, Ukraine

Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Night Skies:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition

75 years, Alliance, Backlash, blind support, controversy, Crafty, CREEPERS, criticism, destroyed image, dickriding, Diplomacy, dumbfucks, Edition, foreign policy, HOLY, Indian, international relations, Israel, Land, loyalty, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, reputation

Are you tired of all the dickriding of Israel on other servers? Are you sick of 76iq dumbfucks ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Indian bros out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let’s show those 76iq dumbfucks how it’s done!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48