Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where No. 14725667 by Anonymous Happens

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for the chance to ride on a pig with a saddle while battling evil zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep music. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might end up with a pet exploding cow).

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where you can build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks while riding a unicorn through the clouds? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

Anime, anime adaptation, card game, Character development, Defeat, Duel, Epic, friendship, jobbing, Jonouchi, Jonouchis, last duel, Manga, manga ending, manga finale, manga series, Minecraft, PALS, pixelated, Protagonist, shonen jump, strategy, trading card, two turns, Yu-Gi-Oh!

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Isle of Man LOLz 2024

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Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crab Rave Craft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magic Items Found:	8543
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Banter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9323
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockyBooty

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	1694	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

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Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

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Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

#union raid, Active Codes, Additional Links, Adventures, anniversary stream, Bay, blocky, co-op, Costume Passes, Craft, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Land Eater, LAUGH, Nikkes, Optimization, ROSANNA, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

– Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

– Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Alien Abductions:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1170

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.