Crafty McCraftface: ‘I want to’ Build a Potato Castle and Ride a Pig into Battle!

Crafty30s: Building Wisdom Block by Block

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3231
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for players over the age of 30, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the twist – the treasure was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing monocles. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper fowl and claim the riches for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Cave,” where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while dodging lava pits and creepers with glow sticks. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but without the risk of getting blown up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for players over 30 and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

CraftySpain Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can win BIG like spain’s ‘fat’ lottery but without the fat part cuz we all skinny legends here 😎 we deliver hefty $2.8 billion prizes like it’s christmas every day cuz we got them centuries-old traditions on lock 🔒 u never know what crazy shenanigans u gonna get into on our server, maybe u find a diamond block that’s actually a secret portal to a land of flying pigs 🐷🚀 u gotta be in it to win it, so come join us and let’s get this bread together 🍞💰 #minecraftgoals #skinnylegends #flyingpigportal

DnieperDilemmaCraft

Bravery, Commanders, courage, Disobedience, Dnieper River, DnieperDilemmaCraft, eastern front, historical, insubordination, leadership, Military, orders, Rebellion, refusing, Report, resistance, Russian, soviet union, strategy, suicidal, world war II

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Emeralds Found:	8684

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian commanders who refuse to cross rivers because they think it’s “suicidal” LOL. we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, you never know what’s gonna happen next. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos now!

Leftover Freeze Fun

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life! we have so many holiday leftovers in our virtual freezer that we can feed the entire server for years to come! no need to worry about throwing away edible food here, we are all about sustainability and saving the planet, one block at a time.

imagine a world where you can explore endless frozen landscapes, filled with delicious treats just waiting to be discovered. our national survey data shows that players who join our server are less likely to waste food and more likely to have a blast! over half of our players reported buying frozen items in-game to avoid tossing food, because why waste when you can feast?

so come join us on this wild journey of freezing fun and food-filled adventures. who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden freezer full of diamonds and emeralds! don’t miss out on the coolest server around, join us now and let the frozen feasting begin! 🍗🍦🧊 #SustainableMinecraftFun #FreezeOrFeast #JoinTheFrozenAdventure

2LIFE – DIE Meows Minecraft server

12 hours, 2 lives, Adventure, Ban, BUILD, Cheats, Community, Create, Explore, Friendly, Game, Minecraft, Players, Respect, rules, Server, Share, valuable, Vanilla, world

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ores Mined:	6850
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

✨ Welcome to the Vanilla+ server, where an exciting adventure awaits you!

-You only have 2 lives! Is life valuable?

– If you lose all lives, you will be banned for 12 hours. So play it safe!

? World size: 3000×3000 blocks – explore, build and create!

? Basic rules:

– NO PRIVATE – share the world with other players!

– NO NECK – respect the work of other players!

– NO CHEATS – fair game for everyone!

Join us and enjoy the game in our friendly community! ?✨

91.186.217.133

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.2

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server because we offer the best of both worlds – porn and education! Imagine building your virtual world while getting a lecture on quantum physics or the history of cheese. No need to choose between studying and entertainment, we’ve got you covered with our dual-use porn lectures. Who needs nudity when you can have a nice outfit and flirty eye contact from our virtual avatars? Don’t miss out on this unique and mind-boggling experience, join now!

Exotic Weapon Minecraft SMP

Exotic, exotic weapons, fantasy weapons, game design, game development, game features, Game Mechanics, game weapons, Gaming, Gaming weapons, Minecraft, sci-fi weapons, smp, unique weapons, video games, weapon, weapon arsenal, weapon collection, weapon customization., weapon diversity, weapon options, weapon roster, weapon selection, weapon variety

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2847
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Void Gems Collected:	31
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Forget about Fortnite and Call of Duty, our Minecraft SMP has the most exotic weapon roster you’ve ever seen! From enchanted diamond swords that shoot fireballs to exploding chickens that rain down from the sky, we’ve got it all! Join our server and become a master of unconventional warfare.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who tamed the mighty beast and now rides it into battle against unsuspecting foes. Will you be the next to claim this title and ride into battle on the back of a dragon?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped giant squids as gods? Dive deep into the ocean to uncover the secrets of these squid overlords and harness their power for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the weapons are wild and the adventures are even wilder!

PresentPanic Minecraft Server

christmas, christmas morning, Christmas traditions, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family gifts, family time, gift opening, holiday plans, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Minecraft, PresentPanic, quality time, Secret Santa, Server, spending time, WIBTA

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Star Shards Collected:	85
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Animals Bred:	118	Runes Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of spending hours watching people open presents on Christmas! Join us for a holiday escape like no other, where gift-opening is a thing of the past.

On our server, we have a special Christmas morning tradition of exchanging virtual gifts, listening to virtual music, and having a virtual breakfast with your fellow players. No need to wake up at the crack of dawn or sit through endless hours of present-opening – just pure gaming fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic Secret Santa event you’ll ever experience. Trade virtual gifts with your friends and family in-game, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

So why spend Christmas watching gifts being opened for hours when you can join us for a day of virtual festivities and non-stop gaming action? Say goodbye to boring family traditions and hello to a Minecraft holiday extravaganza like no other. Join now and make this Christmas one to remember!

BlockyLoveMatchmaking

advice, arguments, BlockyLoveMatchmaking, Communication, compatibility, Divorce, divorce reasons, family, high school friends, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage problems, Opinions, premarital sex, relationships, sexual compatibility, sister, uncomfortable silence, winning arguments, young marriage

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your perfect blocky soulmate! Just like in real life, marriage is a big deal in Minecraft too. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our love compatibility testing system.

Join now and find out if you and your fellow players are sexually compatible in the Minecraft world! Who knew that mining for diamonds together could bring you closer in ways you never imagined?

Don’t be like my sister’s high school friend who rushed into marriage and ended up divorced. At our server, we make sure you and your partner are truly in love before committing to building a virtual life together.

So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

bad smell, body odor, body scent, body spray, body wash, cleanliness, colognes, deodorant, Fragrance, freshness, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, odor control, perfumes, personal care, scent, self-care, smell, smp, stink, StinkySteve, sweat

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Void Gems Collected:	38	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!

PixelPocalypse: AI Takeover!

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, career evolution, economic change, future of work, human potential, innovation, Job Displacement, job market, job security, machine learning, PixelPocalypse, retraining opportunities, robotics, social structure, societal impact, TAKEOVER, technological advancement, unemployment, Universal Basic Income, workforce transformation

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Imagine a world where AI has taken over all the jobs, leaving humans with nothing to do but twiddle their thumbs. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic quests to find purpose and support yourself in this AI-dominated world.

Join us and become a master builder, crafting magnificent structures that will leave even the most advanced AI in awe. Or become a warrior, fighting off hordes of robotic enemies in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a farmer, tending to your crops and livestock in a world where food is scarce and resources are limited. Or become a trader, wheeling and dealing with other players to build your own empire in this post-apocalyptic society.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those pesky AIs who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

GunCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, education system, european union, Firearms Training, geopolitical tensions, government policy, gun control, Gun Safety, Guncraft, international relations, mandatory training, military preparedness, Minecraft, national security, Poland, Russia threat, Safety Measures, schoolchildren, security measures, self defense, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dimension Hops:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3644
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Towns Built:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2261	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE TEACH U HOW TO SHOOT GUNS LIKE A BOSS. WE DON’T MESS AROUND, WE PREPARE U FOR THE RUSSIA THREAT.

IMAGINE, U BUILDIN UR LIL MINECRAFT HOUSE AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER COMES AT U, U JUST PULL OUT UR GUN AND BAM! NO MORE CREEPER.

WE GOT GUNS, WE GOT EXPLOSIONS, WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE RUSSIANS COME AND U WISH U HAD TRAINED WITH US.

COME ON, LET’S SHOOT SOME PIXELS AND SAVE THE DAY. #MINECRAFTGUNZ #POLANDSERVERBESTSERVER

HezbollahPagerOps

#classified information, #covert tactics, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, exploding pager operation, Former Mossad agents, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah network, HezbollahPagerOps, intelligence, Israeli intelligence, Lebanese territory, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad operatives, national security, secret operations, SECURITY, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mines Excavated:	4895
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	59

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to uncover top secret Mossad intel while playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us as former Mossad agents spill the beans on a 10-year Hezbollah exploding pager operation in Lebanon.

Imagine mining for diamonds while getting insider info on international espionage. Build your base while unraveling the mysteries of covert operations. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of exploding pagers for you to play with in-game.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so spy-tacular?

Stairlifts Save Lives

accident, Alternative, comparison, death, design, elevator replacement, Engineering, Fatalities, fear, Gruesome, innovation, lives, maintenance, malfunction, precautions, Risk, Safety, Save, stairlift, Stairlifts, statistics, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

join our epic minecraft server where we have stairlifts instead of elevators because safety first, right? imagine the thrill of riding a stairlift up to the top of a tower while trying not to fall off and plummet to your doom. it’s like a rollercoaster but with more danger and less safety regulations. plus, we have a special event where players can compete in a stairlift race to see who can reach the top first without getting knocked off by other players. it’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of stairlifts like never before!

Glow Up City – Prosocial Minecraft

appearance enhancement, beautifying efforts, beauty standards, behavior change, city, digital filters, GLOW, improving appearance, Minecraft, physical changes, Prosocial, prosocial behavior, public self-awareness, researchers, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, social behavior, social psychology, socially desirable norms, societal norms, study

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Towns Built:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8818
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	9836	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna look good and feel good, right? Well, this server is like, the place to be if you wanna be all fancy and stuff. Like, we did a study and found out that when you make yourself look better, you start acting all nice and friendly to everyone. It’s like magic, man!

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by all these beautiful builds and cool people who just wanna spread positivity and good vibes. It’s like, a whole new world of kindness and fun! Plus, you’ll be so busy admiring all the amazing creations that you won’t even have time to be mean or rude. It’s like a makeover for your soul, dude.

So come on, join us and let’s make the world a prettier and friendlier place, one block at a time! You won’t regret it, trust me.

Players:	103/400	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Meteorites Collected:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5