Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage! Why should you join? Well, picture this: what if Gura from Hololive got a new outfit that turned her into a sexy onee-san? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even virtual shark transformations!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that finding it will bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant wishes, but be warned, it’s also been known to prank unsuspecting players with explosive surprises!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Build, explore, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the mysterious Nether realm. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky wonders? See you there, fellow gamers!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
New Chunks Explored: 801248 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Crafty McCraftface

    Crafty McCraftface
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as your imagination! Forget about those boring NL servers, join us for some epic personal conquests and crazy shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re exploring a vast 051fd06fa33b5046ef93ebdb0426c36fc673fa0c1db80dc4154e9afbb8c3ba4141 filled with hidden treasures and dangerous creatures. Will you be able to survive and claim the ultimate prize?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary builders who can create anything from a humble dirt hut to a majestic castle in the sky. Join forces with them and build the most epic structures the Minecraft world has ever seen.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty Curry Kingdom

    Crafty Curry Kingdom
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, even Endermen are jealous!

    Join us for insane adventures, where you can build a castle taller than a giant mushroom, mine for diamonds deeper than the Nether, and battle mobs crazier than a pack of zombie pigmen on a rampage!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on glittery unicorns through enchanted forests, trade with villagers who speak in emojis, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! And don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of superhero moderators who will protect your builds like they’re made of diamond armor!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so wild, even Herobrine would be impressed!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftyCraic – Where Noobs Become Pros

    CraftyCraic – Where Noobs Become Pros
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you!

    Join our server and become part of the elite group of players who are obsessed with indie vtubers who have at least 500 viewers! Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of something exclusive and unique?

    Do you have a favorite vtuber who only has 499 viewers? No problem! As long as they are close to the mark and are a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they are welcome here!

    Check out our leaderboard of the top indie vtubers on our server. From Japanese sensations to rising stars, we have it all! And don’t worry, even if a corpo is involved, as long as they don’t own the talent’s IPs, they are fair game!

    Looking for some spicy content? We got you covered with our Twitch Clips Guide and VOD Archival Guide. Plus, indulge in some SEXY Koikatsu cards and our very own tiermaker to rank your favorite vtubers!

    Join us in celebrating chuuba birthdays and stay updated on upcoming events. And don’t forget to check out our official booru for all your vtuber needs!

    So why wait? Dive into our Minecraft server and join the wacky world of indie vtubers today! Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two along the way!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 13 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 181

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673772391

    Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673772391
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

    Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Build your own UNICORN castle, ride on a RAINBOW llama, and battle evil DERPY zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary FLYING PIG boss, who drops enchanted bacon that gives you superpowers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden CHICKEN NUGGET temple, where you can trade nuggets for rare items.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Respawn R Us: Scientifically Proved!

    Respawn R Us: Scientifically Proved!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have scientifically proved that you can Return By Death! That’s right, if you die in the game, you will respawn and get another chance at life. No more rage quitting over losing your diamonds!

    But that’s not all, we also have no mass disclosures here. What does that mean? It means that your secrets are safe with us! No one will ever know about that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with TNT.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can respawn after death and keep your secrets safe? It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player. So come on in and start building your wildest creations without any worries. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 438
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MineCrafty McFuckery

    MineCrafty McFuckery

    Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

    Are you tired of being a normalfag and not finding joy in anything valuable? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the mundane reality of adulthood!

    Imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are your best friends. On our server, you can unleash your inner child and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

    Don’t let the pressures of adulthood get you down. Join our server and rediscover your love for creativity and fun! Who needs a career or happy relationships when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a creative person is celebrated, not stifled by the norms of society!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Crops Grown: 2998

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BlockBusterCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Stars!

    BlockBusterCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Stars!

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and leprechauns who will guide you to hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams! But beware, there are also evil pandas lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your diamonds!

    Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Mountain, where diamonds grow on trees and the rivers flow with emeralds! Rumor has it that if you reach the summit of Diamond Mountain, you will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even encounter a zombie unicorn riding a giant chicken! The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • TrippyCraft

    TrippyCraft
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we are constantly seeking brave adventurers to join us in our quest for treasure and glory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to explore the vast lands. Little did they know, they would encounter a -tastic tribe clan who challenged them to a build-off competition. The stakes were high, with the loser having to wear a chicken suit for a week! But our player emerged victorious, thanks to their incredible building skills and quick wit.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine, where players can dig for hours on end in search of the rarest gems and ores. Rumor has it that there’s even a secret passage that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted weapons and armor.

    So if you’re a brave soul looking for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of bbc (that’s big booty creeper, of course), then come join us on our server today! Who knows what epic quests and challenges await you in this magical world of Minecraft?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • TekkenCraft: Punching Blocks & Kicking Creeper Butt!

    TekkenCraft: Punching Blocks & Kicking Creeper Butt!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future of Tekken is about to be REEVALUATED in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE battles, INSANE challenges, and OUTRAGEOUS adventures.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through our server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a Tekken-inspired world where you must FIGHT your way to victory against CREEPY mobs and EPIC bosses. But beware, because the stakes are high and the competition is fierce!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the chance to prove your skills in intense PvP battles, but you’ll also have the opportunity to COLLABORATE with other players to build the ultimate Tekken-inspired fortress. Who knows, you might even discover hidden TREASURES along the way!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become a Tekken LEGEND today!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • BoomerCraft: Where Delivery Drivers Beware!

    BoomerCraft: Where Delivery Drivers Beware!
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of survival like never before! Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge of navigating through a world where whites are out to get you?

    Join us if you dare, as you embark on a journey filled with danger, excitement, and sheer madness! Our server is filled with unpredictable twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our team of experienced moderators who are always ready to assist you in any way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where whites are the least of your worries!

    Watch our hilarious trailer here and prepare yourself for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Crops Grown: 3453
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Zombie Dances: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 97

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Blocky Booty Bash

    Blocky Booty Bash
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the yami sex pose awaits you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical world filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. They built a castle made entirely of diamonds and rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend a disco party with all your fellow players. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground lair filled with chocolate lava and flying pigs? Yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on yami sex pose and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Crops Grown: 4242 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 12
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

    XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?

    So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Baby Boomers Minecraft Server – Spawn more players, not just mobs!

    Baby Boomers Minecraft Server – Spawn more players, not just mobs!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience that will have you questioning reality! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of the evil overlords who are trying to control our lives.

    On our server, you can procreate while underage to help raise birth rates and stick it to the man! We’ve got secret experiments, government conspiracies, and plenty of chaos to keep you on your toes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Animals Bred: 144 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

    Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.

    So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Animals Bred: 104
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 New Chunks Explored: 615019

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299

    The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that gave the player super speed and the ability to fly like a superhero!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle against zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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