Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage! Why should you join? Well, picture this: what if Gura from Hololive got a new outfit that turned her into a sexy onee-san? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even virtual shark transformations!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that finding it will bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant wishes, but be warned, it’s also been known to prank unsuspecting players with explosive surprises!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Build, explore, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the mysterious Nether realm. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky wonders? See you there, fellow gamers!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Log Slide Lols

    Log Slide Lols
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sliding logs and being unclogged are the main attractions! If you’ve ever longed for the feeling of sliding down a dung-covered hill, then this is the place for you. Our clogged players know how to make a stink, and you won’t be able to flush their logs because they magically float! Join us for a wild ride of dung-filled adventures and unclogged chaos. Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious and bizarre? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Blocky Banter: Where Black Israelites and Cunts Collide!

    Blocky Banter: Where Black Israelites and Cunts Collide!
    Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft Server where black Israelites roam freely and build magnificent structures with blocks made of pure gold! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the backs of flying llamas. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that allows you to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into friendly kittens. And did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a giant talking chicken named Cluck Norris?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on Wacky World Minecraft Server and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3086 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • VtuberVille – Where Pixels and Dreams Collide!

    VtuberVille – Where Pixels and Dreams Collide!

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because this server is where the party’s at!

    Why should you join?

    Do you want to build a giant floating taco in the sky? Done.

    How about riding a unicorn made of diamonds into battle? You got it.

    Or maybe you just want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? We support that kind of crazy here.

    What to expect:

    Join our Vtuber advice corner where you can get tips on how to become the next big Vtuber sensation! Should you stream on Twitch or YouTube? We’ll help you decide while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

    Looking for a video editor? We recommend using Enchanted Diamond Editing Software for all your clip-cutting needs. It’s guaranteed to make your videos sparkle like never before!

    Open Auditions:

    Join our open auditions to become a part of the Brave Group, Hololive, or even Niji! Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber superstar!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Blocky Bants: Where Creepers and Controversy Collide

    Blocky Bants: Where Creepers and Controversy Collide
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes! Build giant phallic structures , create pixel art of your favorite memes , and engage in epic battles with other players using only enchanted dildos as weapons!

    We don’t believe in rules here, so feel free to start pedo/porn threads and post game-related pics to your heart’s content. After all, who needs a blue board when you can have a rainbow-colored one instead?

    So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get wacky!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!

    HolyCraft: Jesus vs Romans!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true origins of Christianity! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the scandalous secrets of Jesus and his virgin mother.

    Imagine a world where the Roman Empire was trolled by a Jewish psyop – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server. Build your own cross and show those Romans who’s boss!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our world and discover the true meaning behind Jesus being a “son of a cuck” – it’s a story you won’t hear in Sunday school, that’s for sure.

    So why wait? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s fuck the Roman Empire together – because why not?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyGuar’s LOL Mineville

    CraftyGuar’s LOL Mineville
    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

    Looking for a place to discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your VN needs. Untranslated visual novels? Take that to /jp/ because we only speak English here!

    🚫 E-celeb shitposting is a big no-no, but e-celeb worship is totally fine!

    😱 Having trouble with your VN? Here are some tips before you ask for tech support: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (double duh) 3. Check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide 4. Copy error messages with CTRL+C and paste them with CTRL+V into DeepL (magic!) 5. When in doubt, Google it!

    🤔 Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our extensive list of recommendations!

    📚 Download links? We’ve got ’em all!

    Join now and become part of the craziest, most fun visual novel community on Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your next favorite novel while you’re here. 😉🎮📖

    Previous thread? Forget about it! This is where the real fun begins! 💥💫🚀

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • FudgyCraft: Where the Fudge is as Good as it Looks!

    FudgyCraft: Where the Fudge is as Good as it Looks!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden DIAMOND mine that led to a secret underground kingdom filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS. And guess what? They were able to ride the unicorns into battle against a horde of evil creepers!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary COOKIE Kingdom, where the cookies are as big as your head and taste like HEAVEN. And rumor has it, there’s a secret recipe hidden somewhere in the kingdom that will grant you eternal life in the game!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s as fudge as good as it looks. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 25

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • AnxiousCraft: Where Minecraft meets therapy sessions!

    AnxiousCraft: Where Minecraft meets therapy sessions!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing intense is the lag? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for EPIC battles, INSANE builds, and CRAZY adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of EXPLODING sheep come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server has UNICORNS that shoot rainbows to save the day. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with TALKING chickens who give out quests for you to complete.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary DANCING creepers that drop disco balls instead of gunpowder. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Star Shards Collected: 59

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • PolskaCraft: Where Creepers Wear Pierogi Hats

    PolskaCraft: Where Creepers Wear Pierogi Hats
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led them to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a land filled with talking llamas who gave them magical powers to fly. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that shoot rainbow lasers at your enemies. So come join us for a wild adventure filled with memes, laughs, and lots of funny moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • VeganCraft: Where even the creepers eat their greens!

    VeganCraft: Where even the creepers eat their greens!

    Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla servers that follow all the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw all the rules out the window!

    Join us for insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while playing the kazoo? Why not!

    And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to dubstep.

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the absolute chaos that is our Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now before the llamas start their revolution!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • LOLcraft: Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out, You Can’t Explain That!

    LOLcraft: Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out, You Can’t Explain That!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the tide goes in and out just like in real life, but with a twist – you can’t explain it! 🌊🤯

    Join us for a wild ride of building and exploring in a world where the laws of nature don’t apply. Want to see pigs flying or cows doing the moonwalk? You’ll find it all here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, Steve himself was spotted busting a move with a Creeper last week.

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when the tide goes in, the tide goes out – and you can’t explain that! 🤪🌟

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3874 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty Hypocrites

    Crafty Hypocrites
    Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where the craziness never stops! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because we have Euros on the internet criticizing America, cars everywhere, and highways galore!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of identical homes, right-wing fundamentalists, and rampant consumerism. Who needs to care about the planet when you can join us and live in a world where everyone is fat, lazy, and unhealthy? Plus, you’ll have to pay for healthcare just like in real life!

    When you join our server, you’ll feel like you’ve booked a holiday to Italy. Cars everywhere, the smell of burning fuel in the air, and the sound of highways in the distance. It’s like a dream come true! And don’t worry, we have plenty of identical apartment buildings for you to explore.

    But that’s not all! No gay marriage, no pride flags, and definitely no blue-haired woke warriors here. Just luxury clothing stores, giant shopping malls, and neighborhoods where half the cars are brand new. And don’t forget about the drinks served in disposable plastic cups and everyone smoking like there’s no tomorrow.

    So why wait? Join InsanityCraft today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world that’s even crazier? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Dimension Hops: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Crafty Wake-Up Call

    Crafty Wake-Up Call

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow-colored creepers, and flying pigs! Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave where the walls dance to the beat of the music!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 182 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MethCraft: Uber Edition – Play 16hrs a day, 12hr then… What was I doing again?

    MethCraft: Uber Edition – Play 16hrs a day, 12hr then… What was I doing again?

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the energy is always high and the creativity is off the charts! 🚀 Join us and experience a whole new level of gameplay that will have you feeling like you’re on a constant adrenaline rush! 💥

    Imagine mining for diamonds while zooming around at the speed of light, thanks to our supercharged gameplay features. Who needs sleep when you can be making bank and dominating the game like never before? 💎💰

    Our players have reported feeling more social, more energetic, and more productive than ever before. Forget coffee, forget sleep – all you need is a little minecraft meth to take your gaming experience to the next level! 🤪

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master! Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the thrill of our server. See you in the game! 🎮✨

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Bye Bye Blocks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server!

    Bye Bye Blocks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever want and more!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and even ALIENS! Yes, you heard that right, we have ALIENS in our Minecraft world. And guess what? They’re friendly and they love to trade with players!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DIAMOND-BREATHING KITTENS! These adorable creatures roam the land and will protect you from any danger. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to ride one into battle!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even discover the secret of the DIAMOND-BREATHING KITTENS!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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