Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage! Why should you join? Well, picture this: what if Gura from Hololive got a new outfit that turned her into a sexy onee-san? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even virtual shark transformations!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that finding it will bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant wishes, but be warned, it’s also been known to prank unsuspecting players with explosive surprises!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Build, explore, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the mysterious Nether realm. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky wonders? See you there, fellow gamers!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Battle Standards Raised: 12 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MemeCraft – #1 Server

    MemeCraft – #1 Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! 🐷💎

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land of unlimited diamonds and emeralds. They became the richest player in all of Minecraft and built a castle made entirely of gold blocks. Legend has it that their riches are still hidden somewhere on our server, waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest enchanted items and the most powerful bosses you’ve ever seen. Defeat the Ender Dragon with a single punch or tame a giant slime as your loyal pet. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🚀💥

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 76

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Blocky Fandom Funhouse

    Blocky Fandom Funhouse
    Are you tired of meeting fans who claim to love a game’s art style but have never actually played it? Join our Minecraft server and leave those posers behind! Our server is filled with actual gamers who not only appreciate art styles but also know how to dominate in-game.

    Why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that can only be accessed by solving riddles written in ancient Minecraft runes. Legend has it that anyone who manages to find this base will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Armor Chicken – a chicken so powerful that it can take down a horde of creepers with a single cluck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic creature will be granted eternal luck in all their Minecraft endeavors.

    So why waste your time with fake fans when you can join our server and embark on epic quests, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even ride a llama into battle? Don’t be like those posers, be a true Minecraft warrior on our server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyBitches Minecraft Server: Where the Women Are Sluttier and Meaner Than Ever!

    CraftyBitches Minecraft Server: Where the Women Are Sluttier and Meaner Than Ever!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the women are sluttier and meaner than ever! Join us as we navigate through a world where inflation is soaring and young white men are being blamed for everything. But fear not, because on our server, you can escape reality and build your own world where you are the king!
    But wait, there’s more! Divorce rates are shooting up, but on our server, you can build your dream home without the fear of losing it all in a messy divorce. Who needs a wife when you have Minecraft, am I right?

    So why join our server? Because it’s time to accept change, white man. It’s over for us in the real world, but in Minecraft, the possibilities are endless. Build, create, and escape the madness of the real world on our server. Join us now and let’s conquer this virtual world together!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Alien Abductions: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • YOLOcraft: One Life Wonder

    YOLOcraft: One Life Wonder
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! Born in the Failed States of Weimarica, you must navigate through treacherous lands filled with zombie politicians and creeper bankers. But fear not, for you have the power to build your own empire and conquer the corrupt government!

    Join us for epic battles against corrupted mobs and evil corporations. Unleash your creativity and craft weapons of mass destruction to defend your territory. Will you rise to power and become the ruler of Weimarica, or will you fall victim to the chaos and destruction?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But remember, in the Failed States of Weimarica, only the strongest survive.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • NarutoCraft: Believe It, Build It, Mine It!

    NarutoCraft: Believe It, Build It, Mine It!
    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where even Naruto himself would be impressed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a horde of dancing zombies. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond llama, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And let’s not forget about our disco dungeon, where players can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to their heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Dimension Hops: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Blocky Boobies

    Blocky Boobies
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Looking for a server where the players are as wild as someone posted this girl and the adventures are as unpredictable as finding diamonds in a cave? Look no further!

    Join our server for a chance to meet the mysterious someone posted this girl and uncover the secrets she holds. Rumor has it that she’s actually a rare mob disguised as a player, and whoever finds her will be granted with unlimited diamonds for life!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret crush on someone posted this girl. Will you be the one to play matchmaker and unite these star-crossed lovers?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to watch out for creepers…and drama.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Dimension Hops: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Magic Items Found: 6636 Dragon Scales Harvested: 134
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty Shenanigans: The Mystery Server

    Crafty Shenanigans: The Mystery Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us if you want to experience insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Bacon Forest, where pigs are born with diamond-encrusted bacon on their backs.

    But beware, the Creeper King roams the land, ready to explode your dreams (literally).

    If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the Enchanted Potato Patch, where potatoes grant wishes and unicorns frolic in the moonlight.

    So come join us for a ridiculous time filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Zombie Dances: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Pixelated Nostalgia: Where Millennials Roam and Craft

    Pixelated Nostalgia: Where Millennials Roam and Craft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to bring back the glory days of gaming that the picrelated era failed to deliver! Join us and experience Shadow of the Colossus levels of adventure, Okami levels of beauty, and God Hand levels of dumb fun!

    Our server is like Devil May Cry 3 on steroids, with non-stop action and new ideas around every corner. Say goodbye to half-baked games like DMC4 and hello to the next step in gaming evolution – just like Bayonetta!

    Remember the soulful days of MGS2 and MGS3? Well, get ready for a parody-free zone with gameplay galore! No more cutscene-fests here, just pure gaming bliss.

    GTA: San Andreas fans, rejoice! Our server is the place to be for incredibly fun gameplay that will have you hooked for hours on end. Say goodbye to the boring, ugly drudge of GTA4 and hello to a world where cars feel like they’re on solid ground!

    And don’t even get us started on Burnout Paradise – we’ve got the exploration you love without the contempt for single player games. No more microtransaction gacha BS here, just good old-fashioned fun.

    Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the revival of JRPGs, the return of Nintendo’s true greatness, and the ultimate hype of Brawl without the spit in the face to non-casuals. Say goodbye to boring, brown/grey FPS games and hello to a world of creativity and childhood wonder!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the gaming renaissance you’ve been dreaming of!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Farms Harvested: 769 Villages Defended: 9
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • TrumpTrialFireworks Minecraft Server

    TrumpTrialFireworks Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything can happen, just like /ourguy/ setting himself on fire in front of the Trump trial courthouse! If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as real life, then this is the place for you.

    Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while playing on our server?

    And if you need a break from all the chaos, you can always relax and unwind by building your own epic creations in our world. Just watch out for any unexpected surprises – you never know what might happen next!

    So why wait? Come join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft server and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows, you might even witness something as crazy as /ourguy/ setting himself on fire – virtually, of course!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 70 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 142 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Star Shards Collected: 202
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

    CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger (Shop), and 5* Supporter Quercus. But wait, there’s more! How about 5* Medic Whisperain and 5* Sniper Andreana (Shop) to keep you on your toes?

    If that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got 6* Guard Hoederer, 5* Medic Vendela, and even 5* Specialist Kafka in the mix! Plus, don’t miss out on our Witch Feast event featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Witch Feast & Shining Steps Re-Edition with Lee, Iris, Kazemaru, Archetto, and Astesia! It’s a celebration like no other!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server filled with 6* Defender Penance, 6* Caster Carnelian (Shop), and 5* Caster Corroserum. It’s a world of adventure and excitement that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 171
    Falling into the Void: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Minecraft FartCraft: The Smelly Server

    Minecraft FartCraft: The Smelly Server
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a whole new world filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. But that’s not all! Our server also has a disco party every Friday night where the mobs drop diamonds instead of attacking you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret treasure hunt that leads to a chest filled with enchanted gear and unlimited diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafty Hero LOLz Server

    Crafty Hero LOLz Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the zombie apocalypse has taken over and humanity is on the brink of extinction! But fear not, because all of our consciousness has been gathered into a 4chan board hivemind. That’s right, you’ll be here forever, even after you die!

    Join us for epic battles against zombie hordes, build your own fortress to protect yourself, and make friends with other survivors in this post-apocalyptic world.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the zombie outbreak was actually caused by aliens trying to take over the planet. Will you uncover the truth and save humanity from total annihilation?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s gonna be out of this world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Pixel Peen Palace

    Pixel Peen Palace

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is all about costumes, Halloween, wings, and COS-PLAYS! Get ready to dress up your character in the most outrageous outfits you can imagine!

    Our last theme may not have been a hit, but this one is sure to be a crowd-pleaser! Everyone can participate and show off their creativity!

    And guess what? I’m back for today only! Who wants me to do their pic? ^.^ If you want it done privately, just message me on Kik, Telegram, or Discord. Everything sent will be kept private!

    Kik/Telegram: xskyexloverx Discord: mysteryxlover#6174

    Come join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other! Don’t miss out on the fun and excitement of our costume-filled world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 New Chunks Explored: 789451

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • GymCraft: Where Pixels Pump Iron!

    GymCraft: Where Pixels Pump Iron!
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a workout like no other! Our virtual world is filled with creepers that will chase you around, giving you the ultimate cardio session. And forget about lifting weights, on our server you’ll be lifting diamond blocks to build your dream castle!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret enchanted gym where you can train with legendary Minecraft characters like Steve and Creeper to level up your skills. Who needs a regular gym when you can get ripped in the world of Minecraft?

    So if you’re tired of the same old workout routine, come join our server for a fitness experience like no other. Who knew getting fit could be so fun and blocky?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 84 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MomCraft: Vtuber’s GFE ASMR Adventure

    MomCraft: Vtuber’s GFE ASMR Adventure
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where Vtuber brings their mom to do GFE ASMR! Yes, you read that right! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly you hear the soothing sound of a motherly voice whispering sweet nothings in your ear. It’s like a virtual hug from a Minecraft mom!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with LOLZ and surprises at every turn. From giant chickens that drop diamonds to creepers that break out into dance parties, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And did we mention the secret underground disco club where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the Vtuber’s mom and get invited to their next ASMR session!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 91 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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