Crafty McCraftface: GOTY Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Galileo’s Space Telescope

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	125	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Buildings Constructed:	37
Ores Mined:	9453	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

come join our minecraft server and experience the universe expanding so fast that galileo’s telescope was like “woah dude, slow down!” we have so many planets to explore, you’ll feel like a space cowboy riding a meteor through the cosmos.

we have diamond rain on jupiter, creeper-infested moons, and even a secret portal to the land of unicorns. our community is so friendly, you’ll think you’re chatting with aliens from a far-off galaxy.

so grab your pickaxe, hop on a rocket ship, and join us for the most out-of-this-world minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. just remember, in space, no one can hear you scream…unless you’re on our discord channel. then everyone can hear you scream.

BoomerVeggieWasteCraft

#sustainability, 20s, 60s, age of household head, BoomerVeggieWasteCraft, carbon footprint, climate change, CO2 emissions, environmental impact, food consumption, food disposal, food production, food purchasing habits, food sustainability, food waste reduction, fruits and vegetables, household demographics, life cycle greenhouse gases, older households, per capita food waste, waste management

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya feel me? We got so much crazy stuff goin’ on, you won’t even believe it, man! Like, did you know that on dis server, we got a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold ore? Yeah, you heard me right, we ballin’ out here!

And get this, fam – we got a pet zombie named Zombo who be protectin’ our base from creepers and skeletons. He even knows how to do the floss dance, it’s lit! Plus, we got a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but way more dangerous!

Oh, and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We got players dukin’ it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, it’s a bloodbath out there! But hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server – no mercy, no prisoners!

So come join us on dis insane Minecraft server, where the food waste is low but the fun is off the charts! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s get this party started!

Pixel Fusion Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Bing, Characters, civitai, ComfyUI, controlnet, Copilot, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Forge, Fusion, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, models, Online Image Generators, OP Pasta, PIXEL, Pokemon Go, porn, prompts, Realms, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Tensor, To the polls, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the ultimate Pokemon Go To the Polls Edition experience!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who like to live life on the edge.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor to take your creations to the next level.

And don’t even get me started on our FAQ section – we’ve got tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. Plus, our link hub will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

ProteinPowderPillage – Minecraft Server

aita, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family dynamics, guest, household etiquette, invasion of privacy, Minecraft, missing items, personal property, personal space, protein powder, ProteinPowderPillage, Respect, respect for belongings, Server, stealing, suspicion, theft, Trust

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7906	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ores Mined:	2504	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your brother’s girlfriend’s stealing habits? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of virtual theft without any real-life consequences.

We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

NoVacayForYouCraft

Accommodation, adaptation, Beach, close friends, difficult situation, Disappointment, extreme reaction, flexibility, friendship, guilt trip, husband, Kids, NoVacayForYouCraft, outing, Plans, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, single mom, Struggle, travel, vacation

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magic Items Found:	3069
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Votes:	8889
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into changing your plans by your single mom friend with two kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a vacation away from all the drama!

On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉

InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

Apocalypse, end of social media, InstaCrafted, Media, Social, social media, social media addiction, social media behavior, social media communication, social media consequences, social media culture, social media disappearance, social media effects, social media future, social media impact, social media influence, social media marketing, social media platforms, social media relationships, social media society, social media technology, social media trends., social media users

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Towns Built:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

#venting, 1.21.3, ANNOYING, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bitching, building, complaining, constant complaining, dissatisfaction, Drama, emotional outbursts., excessive talking, negative energy, Negativity, online content, ranting, repetitive content, self-absorbed, Stream, streaming, toxic behavior, Unhappy, unproductive

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	8979	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

BralessGymWarrior

braless at gym, BralessGymWarrior, gym attire, gym attire controversy, gym behavior, gym clothing, gym comfort, gym confrontation, gym dress, gym dress code, gym dress code dispute, gym embarrassment, gym employee, gym etiquette, gym experience, gym outfit, gym rules, gym workout, refusing to wear bra, underage person

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

BlockDreamz

achievement, Adventure, BlockDreamz, creativity, daydreaming, discovery, Dream car, dream home, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream vacation, Exploration, imagination, meditation, mindfulness, Nature, personal growth, Relaxation, self improvement, success, travel

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchantments Applied:	86	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Towns Built:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Crops Grown:	3268	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	100	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5382	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mines Excavated:	1520

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Enchantments Applied:	268	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

Players:	94/700	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4140	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6