Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
Rune Stones Activated: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
Rainbows Spotted: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • YellowCraftMC

    YellowCraftMC

    Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 173 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

    Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP

    Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s as wacky as they come.

    We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • WeddingWoesMC

    WeddingWoesMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and explore without any best man betrayals! Join us for a server full of adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your buddy ditching you for a video game night. Plus, we promise our best man speeches are always heartfelt and not just two sentences long. So come join us and leave the wedding drama behind – unless you want to build a wedding chapel in Minecraft, then we’re totally cool with that too!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 116640 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SecretSMP4Lyfe

    SecretSMP4Lyfe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Perfect10Craft

    Perfect10Craft
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you crave power and glory beyond your wildest dreams? Well, look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and become the ruler of your own kingdom, where you can command an army of chickens to do your bidding and ride into battle on a majestic rainbow unicorn.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Emeralds Found: 6115
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • OilSpillCraft

    OilSpillCraft
    Yo, so like, if u wanna join this epic Minecraft server, listen up cuz this is gonna blow ur mind. So, get this, the Russian shadow fleet is like, leaving oil spills all over the world, right? But guess what? On our server, we have a secret mission to clean up all those oil spills using only diamond pickaxes and enchanted potions. It’s like a real-life superhero mission, but in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves and strategize how to save the world from those sneaky Russian shadow fleet guys. So, if u wanna be a part of this epic adventure and save the world, join our server now! Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. YOLO, amirite?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Pain Reduction System

    Pain Reduction System
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

    we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

    not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

    so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Flamepixel.net

    Flamepixel.net

    Welcome to Flamepixel.net | Where your adventure begins

    About Us: Welcome to FlamePixel.net, your ultimate destination for boundless adventure in the Minecraft universe! With an array of captivating game modes like Adventures and Islands, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Say goodbye to bland textures and hello to a visually stunning landscape that enhances every aspect of your Minecraft journey.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 173 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • TropicatedMC

    TropicatedMC

    TropicatedMC is a 1.8 Minecraft Prison server that offers an exciting and tropical twist to the op-prison experience. It features private mines that players can upgrade as they rank up, providing a personalized and efficient way to gather resources. The server also includes custom enchants to enhance your tools and gear, making mining and PvP more dynamic and strategic. With intense PvP battles, players can challenge each other in thrilling combat arenas for rewards and dominance. TropicatedMC combines a fun and competitive prison environment with unique features for endless excitement!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Seeking Overlord for SMP Chaos: Java 1.21.1 Whitelist

    Seeking Overlord for SMP Chaos: Java 1.21.1 Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Features Worldborder, tokens, custom items, drama
    Responsibilities Moderating players, keeping game fun and active

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is experience required for moderating? No, experience is helpful but not necessary. It could be a chance to gain experience.
    Is this a paid job? No, it is not a paid job except for extra in-game rewards.
    Can this role be done part-time? Yes, it doesn’t have to be full-time. It can be done next to school or a day job.
    How can I apply or get more information? Send a message or contact on Discord: spoetnik_

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Hate the Weather Minecraft Server

    Hate the Weather Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the weather is always a perfect +15C! Say goodbye to those pesky extreme temperatures and hello to the ultimate climate control experience.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without breaking a sweat or freezing your blocky butt off. No more worrying about melting in the summer or turning into a human popsicle in the winter.

    Our server is like a cozy blanket for your Minecraft character, keeping you at the perfect temperature all year round. So why settle for boring old servers with wild temperature swings when you can join us and enjoy the sweet spot of +15C forever? Come on in and chill out with us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Jesus Loves You Minecraft SMP

    Jesus Loves You Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Jesus himself loves you and will bless your diamond mining adventures.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. Join forces with them and unlock hidden llama powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. And remember, Jesus loves you – and so do we!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Mines Excavated: 1851 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • UltraRichMinecraftSMP

    UltraRichMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever seen a player on a Minecraft server build a mansion so big it made your render distance cry? Well, get ready to join our SMP where the ultra rich players make it rain diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

    Picture this: you log on and see a player riding a diamond-encrusted llama while throwing emerald blocks at unsuspecting newcomers. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of diamond-armored wolves. Will you be brave enough to try and steal some for yourself?

    So come join us on this wild ride of luxury and insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond-encrusted llama rider of the server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SkillCraft: Underrated Skills

    SkillCraft: Underrated Skills
    Have you ever wanted to learn the ancient art of llama whispering? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our llamas are highly trained in the ways of communication and will teach you how to speak their language in no time. Join us and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

    But that’s not all! We also offer classes in underwater basket weaving with our resident squid instructor, Squishy. Learn how to create beautiful baskets while swimming with the fishes (literally) in our underwater dome.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are always looking for new recruits. Train with them in the art of stealth and combat, and become a master chicken ninja in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents in llama whispering, underwater basket weaving, and chicken ninja training. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dimension Hops: 3
    Towns Built: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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