Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Dimension Hops: 0
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CommieCraft Minecraft Server

    CommieCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

    imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

    plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

    join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Tax Haven Havoc

    Tax Haven Havoc
    come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

    we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

    join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

    BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore
    so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Potions Brewed: 25 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Valor Network

    Valor Network

    Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4481 Zombie Dances: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • YellowCraftMC

    YellowCraftMC

    Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

    Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 82
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP

    Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s as wacky as they come.

    We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 6742 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • WeddingWoesMC

    WeddingWoesMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and explore without any best man betrayals! Join us for a server full of adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your buddy ditching you for a video game night. Plus, we promise our best man speeches are always heartfelt and not just two sentences long. So come join us and leave the wedding drama behind – unless you want to build a wedding chapel in Minecraft, then we’re totally cool with that too!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 58 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9976 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • SecretSMP4Lyfe

    SecretSMP4Lyfe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Towns Built: 9
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Perfect10Craft

    Perfect10Craft
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you crave power and glory beyond your wildest dreams? Well, look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and become the ruler of your own kingdom, where you can command an army of chickens to do your bidding and ride into battle on a majestic rainbow unicorn.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • OilSpillCraft

    OilSpillCraft
    Yo, so like, if u wanna join this epic Minecraft server, listen up cuz this is gonna blow ur mind. So, get this, the Russian shadow fleet is like, leaving oil spills all over the world, right? But guess what? On our server, we have a secret mission to clean up all those oil spills using only diamond pickaxes and enchanted potions. It’s like a real-life superhero mission, but in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves and strategize how to save the world from those sneaky Russian shadow fleet guys. So, if u wanna be a part of this epic adventure and save the world, join our server now! Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. YOLO, amirite?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 397
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Pain Reduction System

    Pain Reduction System
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

    we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

    not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

    so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Runes Activated: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Flamepixel.net

    Flamepixel.net

    Welcome to Flamepixel.net | Where your adventure begins

    About Us: Welcome to FlamePixel.net, your ultimate destination for boundless adventure in the Minecraft universe! With an array of captivating game modes like Adventures and Islands, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Say goodbye to bland textures and hello to a visually stunning landscape that enhances every aspect of your Minecraft journey.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Emeralds Found: 3799 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • TropicatedMC

    TropicatedMC

    TropicatedMC is a 1.8 Minecraft Prison server that offers an exciting and tropical twist to the op-prison experience. It features private mines that players can upgrade as they rank up, providing a personalized and efficient way to gather resources. The server also includes custom enchants to enhance your tools and gear, making mining and PvP more dynamic and strategic. With intense PvP battles, players can challenge each other in thrilling combat arenas for rewards and dominance. TropicatedMC combines a fun and competitive prison environment with unique features for endless excitement!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Animals Bred: 142 Dimension Hops: 13
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Seeking Overlord for SMP Chaos: Java 1.21.1 Whitelist

    Seeking Overlord for SMP Chaos: Java 1.21.1 Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Features Worldborder, tokens, custom items, drama
    Responsibilities Moderating players, keeping game fun and active

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is experience required for moderating? No, experience is helpful but not necessary. It could be a chance to gain experience.
    Is this a paid job? No, it is not a paid job except for extra in-game rewards.
    Can this role be done part-time? Yes, it doesn’t have to be full-time. It can be done next to school or a day job.
    How can I apply or get more information? Send a message or contact on Discord: spoetnik_

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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