Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Creeper_Network

    Creeper_Network

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    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • “Why Are You Gay?” Minecraft Server

    “Why Are You Gay?” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is here to answer the age-old question: “WHY ARE YOU GAY?” Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, fabulous diamond armor, and a secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves. You’ll never want to leave once you experience our pride parade through the Nether, complete with glitter cannons and a drag queen Ender Dragon. So come on, darling, join us and embrace your inner fabulousness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 22
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 166 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • PerfectlyImperfect Minecraft SMP

    PerfectlyImperfect Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the roasties are plentiful and the drama is non-stop! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while navigating through a world filled with spicy gossip and scandalous rumors.

    Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a little extra excitement in their Minecraft experience. From secret love triangles to epic pranks gone wrong, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    So why should you join us? Well, for starters, we have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map that is said to be guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing diamond armor. Rumor has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the server admin.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to perfecting the art of trolling. If you think you have what it takes to outwit these master pranksters, then our server is the perfect place for you.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems in our crazy world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Break Blocks Club Anarchy Lifesteal

    Break Blocks Club Anarchy Lifesteal

    Yo, welcome to the official server of Mountains of Lava Inc., where we break blocks, hearts, and your will to live. This is an anarchy server, so if you’re here to build a masterpiece, good luck keeping it. Nothing’s safe—your base, your gear, your sanity. We love watching it all burn. Think you’re tough enough to survive in our playground of chaos? Come at us. Build all you want, but don’t cry when it’s rubble by morning. (hax are cool. If it doesn’t break server no1 curr)

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Civilization RolePlay

    Civilization RolePlay

    A new realistic civilization server! We are freshly started and looking for players to help test out our server and get involved in our Civilization Role Play! We have towns and a whole Earth to explore! More features are coming soon, get in on the ground floor and establish your economic dominance before others get the chance!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • No. 203534339 Minecraft Server

    No. 203534339 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land dressed in a diamond-studded chicken suit. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be warned, one of those wishes might just turn your house into a giant block of cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7363 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • TrashySwede – Minecraft SMP Edition

    TrashySwede – Minecraft SMP Edition
    In this crazy Minecraft SMP, we are all about causing chaos and having a blast! Join us if you want to challenge Swedish supermodels to a dance-off, or compare the size of your pixelated pickaxes. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter in this server! Just remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world. Join if you dare!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Aetheria Cobblemon

    Aetheria Cobblemon

    Welcome to Aetheria, a strange and mystical region! Here you will find some very unique Pokémon, found no-where else in the world! Join our growing community, and discover the wonders of this unusual land.

    Features: • Cobblemon • Double Shiny Odds, and Over 100 Special Pokémon • Your choice of a Normal, Shiny, or Special Variant Starter • Global Trading System (GTS), and NPC Shopkeepers • Legendary Spawns, and Shiny Particles • Anti-Grief/Raid, and No Fall Damage • Pokehunts – catch Pokémon for rewards! • Pokeriding – hop on your favourite Pokémon and explore! • Terralith – overhauled vanilla biomes with more variety and interesting features!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Zombie Dances: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 235 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Villages Defended: 20
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • mMinecraft.org: Where chaos reigns and caves are the only safe haven in this anarchy-filled world!

    mMinecraft.org: Where chaos reigns and caves are the only safe haven in this anarchy-filled world!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name mMinecraft.org
    Address https://discord.com/invite/yazUzTR8QT
    Features
    • Never reset
    • Minimal to no anticheat
    • Minimal to no rules
    • Custom mobs
    • Custom plugins
    • Custom enchants
    • Guns
    • Optional protection blocks
    • 2b2t fitmc
    • Top balance and vote cash prize
    • Free ranks
    • Free 32k kits
    • Vanilla
    • Tekkit
    • Disguises
    • Skyblock
    • Areas can be claimed with a protection sponge but be destroyed with explosives, make sure to cover it
    • Many more

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there any reset on the server? No, the server never resets.
    Are there any strict rules on the server? Minimal to no rules are enforced on the server.
    What are the available game modes? The server offers Vanilla, Tekkit, Disguises, and Skyblock modes.
    Can players use protection blocks? Players can use optional protection blocks to safeguard their areas.
    Are there any cash prizes available? Yes, the server offers top balance and vote cash prizes.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 753 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6136 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and a chicken army to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out for the title of Disco Champion. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Disco Sheep, who can teach you the most epic dance moves in all of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance shoes – you’re going to need them.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Runes Activated: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

    Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Star Shards Collected: 101
    Towns Built: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • NoCash4OldPals

    NoCash4OldPals
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn street hustlers into block-building masters! Join us and leave your past life of trapping behind as you embark on a new journey of creativity and fun.

    Imagine a world where instead of dodging the cops, you’re dodging creepers and zombies! Build your own empire and show off your skills to your friends. Who needs a lawyer when you have a diamond sword to protect you?

    Just like our friend M23, you can start fresh and leave the street life behind. Channel your ambitions into building the most epic structures and redstone contraptions. And who knows, maybe your rap career will take off in our server too!

    Join us now and leave the street drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to success in our crazy Minecraft world. And remember, helping out your friends in the game is the least you could do – no real-life supplier payments required!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Enchantments Applied: 81
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

    PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

    We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

    But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Zombie Dances: 2
    Emeralds Found: 5074 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Obsidian Addicts United

    Obsidian Addicts United
    Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Ores Mined: 5115
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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