Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Loud Retard Edition, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, mans, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, TEMPUS Schedule

Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NukeOrJoinNATOCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, NukeOrJoinNATOCraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, strategic alliances, trump, Ukraine, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Trump, we gonna have nukes or join NATO, pick one bro”? well, that’s basically the vibe of this server. we got mad choices, like do u wanna build a nuclear reactor or join a gang of NATO soldiers? it’s wild out here, man. come join us and make some crazy decisions, just like Zelenskyy and Trump. who knows, maybe u’ll end up ruling the world or something. lolz.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	152
Chimeras Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Shell Swap Sisters

Aquatic, ariel, Disney, FANTASY, folklore, Green.., hand-me-down, MAGICAL, MERMAIDS, Mythology, Ocean, princess, Purple, Seashells, shell, Siblings, sisters, Swap, Tails, The little mermaid, Underwater

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mermaids wearing mismatched seashells just like Ariel from “The Little Mermaid”! our server is so lit that even the mermaids have family drama and hand-me-down seashells.

if you wanna swim with the coolest mermaids and explore underwater kingdoms with a twist, then this is the server for you! who needs matching seashells when you can have a whole family of mermaids with different colored tails and shells?

dive into the madness and join us for a mer-mazing time on our server. trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else! come be a part of our underwater world and make some splashy memories.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Bread & Chips R Us

ancient DNA, archaeology, Bread, carbohydrates, CHIPS, culinary history, DNA analysis, Evolution, Food, food preferences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetic research, genetic traits, genetics, History, human evolution, Potato, snack foods, wheat

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Void Gems Collected:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Farms Harvested:	790	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dimension Hops:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Mainstay

Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

You are waiting for new opportunities and acquaintances on our server? Come join us! Develop, build big projects, farm or become a redstone mechanic. Our server will provide you with: friendly administration that maintains contact with players in the Discord, vanilla survival with some modifications as well as a comfortable atmosphere for a pleasant game! Hurry up and submit your application ! https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CatCraft: Where the creepers are ‘feline’ fine and the diamonds are ‘purr’fect!

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Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Seasons: Season 1: April 4, 2019 Season 2: December 2021 (1.18 update)
Current Version: 1.21
World Border: 16k in every direction
Hosted in Ashburn, VA

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	Don’t be a dick. Don’t steal, dupe, or grief. Server is 21+ only. PVP is fair play. No hacking or cheating. Pranking allowed within reason. Include favorite cat breed in application. Keep the server tidy. Avoid killing withers in the over-world. See rule 1.
What are some important server details?	No Enderman Griefing Custom recipes and features Renewable Coral Fast Leaf Decay Custom PVE group boss and dungeons and more…
Where can I find more information or apply?	Join our Discord

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Spooky Night Minecraft Server

Atmospheric, childhood fears, childhood memories, creepy, eerie atmosphere, Gaming, ghostly encounters, Haunting, haunting memories, Immersive, Minecraft, Mysterious, night, night time, nighttime exploration, Nostalgia, OG animal crossing, Server, spooky, spooky music, unsettling, video games, virtual world

Ever wondered what made OG Animal Crossing so spooky at night? Well, imagine this: you’re peacefully fishing by the river when suddenly, a ghostly villager appears out of nowhere and starts haunting you for not paying your mortgage on time! And don’t even get me started on the creepy gyroids that come to life and start dancing around your house at midnight.

But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the thrills and chills of OG Animal Crossing in a whole new way! Join us and build your own haunted village, complete with ghostly villagers, dancing gyroids, and even a haunted museum filled with cursed artifacts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the spooky nights of OG Animal Crossing!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AC Off Minecraft Server

ac, cold house, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, Fall, financial responsibility, Freezing, Frustration, high utility bill, house rules, living situation, majority rules, Minecraft, personal comfort, roommate issues, roommates, Server, Temperature, utility bill

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VomitVibesCraft

Apology, caregiving, children, Communication, compassion, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, family, health, Illness, Marriage, parenting, Priorities, relationships, sensitivity, Support, teamwork, Understanding, VomitVibesCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ScareFlicksMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Villages Defended:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockCraft911

Awareness, BlockCraft911, cpr, critical situation, education, emergency, first aid, health, Heimlich Maneuver, INFORMATION, intervention, knowledge, life saving, Medical, preparedness, Prevention, Quick Thinking, random fact, Safety, save life, Survival

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

Chaklun drone, ChaklunCraft, Defense, defense industry, domestic-made, DOMINATE, drone technology, electronic warfare protection, electronic warfare resistant, innovation, military equipment, military technology, military use, national defense, SECURITY, Skies, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Centurion

LifeSteal, Survival PvP Economy Faction Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests Dungeons Towny Pixelmon Hardcore Modded Vanilla Whitelisted Bedwars Skywars Parkour

A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Border 512×512

512×512, Adventure, Border 512×512, BUILD, Community, Discord, Explore, Fun, Gaming, LIMITED, Minecraft, Mini, multiplayer, Sandbox, Server, server ip, Small, Survival, Vanilla, welcome, world

Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Crops Grown:	4282
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	8450

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

Anarchy, Community, Discord, forward, Friendly, Fun, Further, join us, looking, Master, Meeting, Minecraft, Other, PvP, PvPer, Redstone, Roleplay, roleplayer, Scrolling, see, Semipants, SemiSerious, Server, try, WanMC², Wears

WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
Features	Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
Community	Friendly and welcoming

Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.