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AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of sluts decided to join our server. They were so pro-abortion that they built an entire town out of aborted fetuses. Yes, you read that right. And guess what? It was the most popular town on the server! Why? Because anything goes in our crazy world.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us today and see what kind of madness you can create!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!

Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?

Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1610
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a pack of Ender Dragons on a rampage!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Diamond Palace or battling it out with other players in our Lava Pit Arena!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret world where Pikachu reigns supreme and Creeper explosions are a thing of the past!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find yourself in a world where pokemon and minecraft collide in the most EPIC way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter boomer zombies, racistmods that will keep you safe from any potential drama.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Or build a house out of nothing but diamonds and cheese?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got UPCOMING TOURNAMENTS that will blow your mind! From a poll in early May to deciding who the ultimate Slayer is in May, you’ll be on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for UPCOMING EVENTS like EVO Japan where players battle it out from April 27-29 or the Arc World Tour 2024 where legends are born!

Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered with the main wiki for frame data, player ratings, and a fighting game glossary! And don’t forget to check out the REPLAY UPLOADERS where you can relive your epic battles!

Oh, and did we mention the newest DLC dropping on March 26th? Get ready for A.B.A. to shake things up! And don’t miss out on the latest dev backyard and patches to keep the action fresh!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! See you in the game, fellow gamers!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ores Mined:	7917
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Azumanga Daioh, where cows wear sailor uniforms and creepers do stand-up comedy.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted apples. But when they tried to take them, a zombie pigman appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. Needless to say, the player lost, but they gained a new friend in the process.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And rumor has it that if you throw a golden carrot into the spring at midnight, a magical ender dragon will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary cat bus roaming the plains, ready to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mines Excavated:	2412	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

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Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pixel Pals Playhouse

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas? Well, look no further because our server has it all!

Join us and become a master builder as you create your own floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks! Or maybe you’re more of a warrior and want to battle against the evil zombie chickens that roam the land.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on the back of a giant flamingo as you explore the vast and mysterious world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza that grants wishes to those who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining and wacky Minecraft server out there.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

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Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?

Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.

Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Divine Spears Created:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who decided to cheap out on their old server. And do you know what happened? Their house got overrun by a horde of crazy chickens! That’s right, those little cluckers took over everything, laying eggs everywhere and causing chaos. But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no chicken policy. So you can build your dream house without worrying about a poultry invasion.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride giant pandas into battle, mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard me right. A dance-off. Who knew dragons had such killer moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t cheap out on us or you might end up with a house full of chickens!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the media is as uncritical as North Korea, but way more fun! Join us for a wild ride through a land where American cartoons roast America and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our world)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find, guarded by a pack of llamas who are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when the media gets too critical, just ride off into the sunset on your trusty llama steed.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Enchantments Applied:	54
Star Shards Collected:	180	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where succulent meals are served in a whole new way! Join us for a culinary experience like no other as you explore our world filled with delicious surprises around every corner.

Imagine a world where giant chickens roam freely, laying diamond eggs for you to feast on. Or perhaps you’d prefer to dine on enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers for the day.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a crazy chef who serves up dishes made from rare block ingredients. Who knows what kind of tasty creations you’ll find down there?

So come join us on our server and see what a succulent meal looks like in your blocky world. Who knows, you might even discover the recipe for the legendary ender dragon steak!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MagicMinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of living in a world where magic is frowned upon and shunned by society? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, magic is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us and unleash your inner wizard, casting spells and brewing potions to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of majestic creatures who roam the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever they go. Ride a unicorn into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a dragon who hoards all the rarest treasures in the land? Defeat the dragon in an epic battle and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where magic reigns supreme and adventure awaits at every turn. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to why magic is so hated in the first place!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1