Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can defend your nation from nuclear bombs…yes, you heard that right! Imagine a giant flying creeper trying to drop a nuclear bomb on your capital city and your only hope is to team up with other players to shoot it down. Can your country handle the pressure? Join now and find out! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and patriotic at the same time? Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and crazy challenges that await you on this server. Let’s see if you have what it takes to save your nation from disaster!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 124
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Divine Spears Created: 21
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 433 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Emeralds Found: 7863 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Git Gud or Go Home

    Git Gud or Go Home
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is: YOU HAVEN’T BEATEN THE GAME YET!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and ridiculous quests. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbowsdancing pigs that throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the creepers have been known to bust a move.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove to the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, on our server, the game is never truly beaten.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Villages Defended: 19 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Animals Bred: 98

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server

    Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the state is actually a giant creeper trying to attack the working class! From Oakland to Ethiopia, we will fight back with our diamond swords and enchanted armor!

    Join us on this server for epic battles against evil mobs and corrupt governments. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the oppressive rulers of the land. Form alliances with other players to overthrow the tyrannical regime and bring peace to the Minecraft world.

    But beware, the state will stop at nothing to crush our rebellion. They will send their army of zombie pigmen and skeleton archers to try and defeat us. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the onslaught.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic quest for freedom and justice! Let’s show the state that we will not be oppressed in this virtual world or any other!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 42
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 53
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CraftyTF2 – Where Minecraft meets Team Fortress 2!

    CraftyTF2 – Where Minecraft meets Team Fortress 2!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for some 64-bit Edition madness where we’ve added 64-bit support for Windows/Linux client and server. Why join, you ask? Well, because we have an official blog that’s more entertaining than a pig race: https://teamfortress.com. And if you’re feeling wiki-wacky, check out our Wiki at https://wiki.tf.

    But wait, there’s more! Frag with /tf2g/ on Friday & Saturday afternoon. Trust us, it’s more fun than trying to tame an ocelot. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce. And don’t forget to join our official server at 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU). Ready up at https://tf2gfragready.b4k.co/ because things are about to get crazier than a zombie apocalypse.

    And if you’re looking for even more madness, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique at 198.245.61.57 (NA) or Team Funtress at fun.tf2.host (NA). We’ve got resources galore, from FAQs to mods to preview loadouts & skins. It’s a treasure trove of Minecraft madness that’ll make you say, “Creeper, oh man!”

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon. See you there, fellow blockheads!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 31 Ores Mined: 2864
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyBaitMC: Ignoring 4chan Bait Since 20XX

    CraftyBaitMC: Ignoring 4chan Bait Since 20XX
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of 4chan and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and level up your character by recognizing and ignoring bait just like you do on 4chan. Who knew internet trolls could actually help you improve your real-life skills?

    Our server is filled with exciting challenges and adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is full of funny and friendly players who will make your experience even more enjoyable.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the bait posters of 4chan guide you on a journey to self-improvement and hilarious shenanigans!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Potions Brewed: 104
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MapleCraft: Where Canada Joins the US… in Minecraft!

    MapleCraft: Where Canada Joins the US… in Minecraft!

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will become the ruler of the entire server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the friendliest community you’ll ever meet. We have players from all over the world, including aliens from Mars and even Bigfoot himself!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, anything is possible. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken in a game of chess? Easy peasy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Towns Built: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Falling into the Void: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Crafty Leprechaun’s Lair

    Crafty Leprechaun’s Lair
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join Hibernia? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Hibernia and discovered a secret portal that led to a land filled with flying pigs and talking llamas. Yes, you heard that right! Not only that, but there were also hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered throughout the land.

    But that’s not all! On Hibernia, you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. And if you’re feeling a bit mischievous, you can prank your friends by turning their houses into giant cupcakes or making them float in the air with a flick of your magic wand.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Hibernia now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 387 Gods Slained: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Nijisanji’s Not Top Dog Anymore, We’re Taking Over Minecraft!

    Nijisanji’s Not Top Dog Anymore, We’re Taking Over Minecraft!

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server out there! Forget about those other servers, this one is where the real fun is at!

    So, let me tell you a little story about this server. Back in the day, nijisanji thought they were the top dogs of the Minecraft world. They were all like, “We made live streaming popular, we’re the best!” But then hololive came along and showed them who’s boss.

    Hololive was nothing at first, just a small little company trying to make it in the big leagues. But they believed in their talents and gave them all the support they needed. And guess what? They became the ULTIMATE Minecraft company, leaving nijisanji in the dust.

    Now, nijisanji is just a bunch of losers who see their talents as expendables. But hololive? They’re where it’s at, baby! Join this server and be a part of the WINNING team!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • BlockyCraft: Where Even Square Enix Can’t Resist Joining the Fun!

    BlockyCraft: Where Even Square Enix Can’t Resist Joining the Fun!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the excitement never ends! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a FLYING PIG through a land of RAINBOWS and UNICORNS? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    We have GIANT mushrooms that can talk, DANCING creepers, and even a secret treasure hidden deep within the LAVA pits! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find the legendary Diamond Bacon that grants you UNLIMITED power!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Enchantments Applied: 63
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Mines Excavated: 3860

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • DutchCraft: The Battle for Tulips

    DutchCraft: The Battle for Tulips
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is the government cover-up of COVID vaccine reactions!

    Join us as we fight back against the regime with our army of virtual warriors, because who needs reservists when you have Minecraft players on your side?

    Our police may be understaffed, but that just means more time for them to play Minecraft with us!

    Traffic lights tracking mobile phone data? Sounds like a job for our redstone engineers on the server.

    And don’t even get us started on the Groninger gas situation – we’re building bunkers and mining for diamonds to survive the impending closure.

    With FvD dominating TikTok and Belgian blade runners on the loose, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us in the fight against the regime – because nothing says rebellion like building a virtual utopia in the world of Minecraft!

    See you at the Farmers Protests on 4 June in Brussels – the WEF/EU regime hates us, but they can’t stop us from mining for justice!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Minecrafty Cyberpunk 2077 Fun Zone

    Minecrafty Cyberpunk 2077 Fun Zone
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because Pantone 3945 C Edition is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for the most epic adventure of your life with our Update 2.0 Character Builder that will make you feel like a PHANTOM LIBERTY in the Minecraft world.

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive items that you won’t find anywhere else, from Twitch to Gwent to The Witcher and beyond! Dress up in the latest Cyberpunk clothes and show off your style in the virtual world.

    And if you thought that was all, think again! We have console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling up, getting money, and so much more. Want to spice things up even more? Check out our recommended mods that will take your gaming experience to the next level.

    Join our Back Alley Mods and Modding Discord for even crazier adventures and get access to our braindance catalogue that will leave you questioning reality.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Pantone 3945 C Edition and become a legend in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Chad’s Sweaty Shithole – The Ultimate Femcel Minecraft Server

    Chad’s Sweaty Shithole – The Ultimate Femcel Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Femcels would rather lick Chad’s sweaty shithole than miss out on all the fun! Why settle for kissing a robot on the cheek when you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments?

    Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the action. Join us and build your own shithole-proof fortress to keep those pesky mobs at bay.

    We have Chad-approved mini-games, events, and challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your sweaty shithole-loving family.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have so much fun that you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Crops Grown: 5741 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Super Saiyan Jobbed by One Punch Man

    Super Saiyan Jobbed by One Punch Man

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

    Do you ever wonder why Goku always gets jobbed so hard by Saitama? Well, on our server, you can finally find out the truth behind this epic battle! Join now and witness epic fights between your favorite anime characters in Minecraft form!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Sword, a weapon so powerful that it can defeat any mob with just one hit! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical Diamond Unicorn, a creature that grants wishes to those who can tame it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to why creepers always explode when you get too close…

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CrazyCraft: Where Drinking Traditions Get Weird

    CrazyCraft: Where Drinking Traditions Get Weird

    Welcome to our hilariously chaotic Minecraft server! If you have strange drinking traditions in your cunt, then you’ll fit right in here. Our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun!

    Join us for epic block parties where we dance on diamond blocks and drink potions that make us see endermen as dancing llamas. Our community is full of colorful characters who will make you laugh until you cry.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. You might find yourself in a creeper dance-off or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while trying to show off your parkour skills. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always bring your sense of humor!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyCreeperz – Creeperz

    CraftyCreeperz – Creeperz
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies tell jokes.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land of unlimited diamonds and UNICORNS. Yes, you heard that right, UNICORNS! They rode on the backs of these majestic creatures as they battled evil witches and saved the world from certain doom.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Castle, where players can trade their emeralds for enchanted weapons and armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Pixelated Pirates, a group of swashbuckling skeletons who guard a chest full of rare loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this EPIC adventure and become a part of our crazy Minecraft family. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • HomelessCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Estate Agents

    HomelessCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Estate Agents
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the solution to all your housing problems! Forget about burgerland, we have tiny houses villages filled with full function tiny houses so everyone can have a HOME. Watch as players build their own tiny houses and live out their wildest tiny house dreams. Join us and never worry about being homeless in Minecraft again! It’s like a tiny house utopia, but in blocky form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your tiny house empire!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Animals Bred: 51

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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