Crafty Land | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Millie’s Mine-tastic Adventure: Not Like This!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server’s 3D debut peaks at a whopping 14.4k concurrent viewers, beating out even rosemi’s 3D debut (and we all know how epic that was). And get this – we have Petra and Elira on board, making it even more epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server’s EN branch is on the verge of being shut down, but fear not, because only Luxiem can save the day with their mind-blowing 3D debuts. Join us now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and unforgettable memories. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8124	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Creeper Summer Countdown

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the sheep are actually secret agents in disguise and the diamonds sing show tunes? Look no further, because our server is the place to be before the end of summer!

Join us for epic adventures where creepers throw surprise parties and endermen host cooking shows. Our mods are like magical unicorns granting wishes, and our players are all secretly wizards in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And did we mention that our chat is powered by rainbows and unicorns?

So what are you waiting for? Join us before the end of summer for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Crops Grown:	7065	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RogueCraft: LOL Edition

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for an epic adventure filled with creepers, diamonds, and lots of laughs!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that the Ender Dragon himself came to visit and was so impressed that he gave the player a ride on his back around the world!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixel art creations you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of Steve to intricate mazes that will challenge even the most skilled players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of our Minecraft family. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Emeralds Found:	3192	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ShitCraft: Where Everyday Feels Like a Blocky Adventure!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape from feeling like shit every day! Join us and embark on a journey filled with hilarious adventures and ridiculous quests that will make you forget all about your troubles.

On our server, you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses, ride a flying pig into battle against evil creepers, and even participate in a dance-off competition with other players.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mermaid villagers who will trade you rare items for seashells. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can explore the haunted mansion on the hill where ghostly chickens roam the halls.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to feeling like shit every day. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minecraft Mon Go Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a reality TV show! In our latest episode, Liko totally aced Kaede’s assessment test, leaving everyone shook. And guess what? The brat finally got put in their place – it was epic! But the real showdown is coming up in two weeks, when Roy will face off against Colza in the ultimate test of skills and strategy.

Join our server for a chance to witness these epic battles firsthand and maybe even become a part of the drama yourself! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of adventure and excitement today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BoneCraft: Where We Put the ‘Bone’ in Boner

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we put the “bone” in boner! 🍆💦

Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll pee your pants? Look no further! Our server is filled with hilarious players and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and evil llamas, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat, and build the most ridiculous creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s first disco ball made entirely out of creeper tears. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden unicorn spawner, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pixel Pals Playground: Where White Pipo Chans Get Edgy

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where White pipo Chans are literally edge runners! Why do white pipo love danger so much? Well, on this server, you’ll find out just how thrilling it can be to live life on the edge.

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to dodge fiery lava pits, battle fierce mobs, and navigate treacherous terrain. But that’s not all – we also have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, hidden treasure chests waiting to be discovered, and even a dragon lair where you can test your bravery against the fiercest beast in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the adrenaline rush of being a White pipo Chan on the edge!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crops Grown:	2346	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky LOLz: 3D Debut Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named Enna tried to beat our parkour challenge and failed miserably. We all laughed and said, “Sub 10k next time, Enna?” And thus, a legend was born.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with INSANE mini-games, jaw-dropping builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Enna to face the sub 10k challenge!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673964341

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us if you want to ride on a rainbow llama while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with LEGENDARY loot and a disco party where zombies drop the sickest beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Kikerats Crafty Crew: Crafting Chaos and Laughs!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we take our roleplaying very seriously! Join us as we reenact the Roman occupation with a twist – you have to pay your taxes or face the wrath of Caesar himself!

In this server, we follow the wise words of Jesus and Paul, so if you disobey Caesar, you are basically opposing God. So, grab your pickaxe and start mining those diamonds to pay your taxes like a good citizen of Rome!

But don’t worry, it’s not all work and no play. We have epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground rebellion trying to overthrow Caesar. Will you join the resistance or stay loyal to the empire? The choice is yours on our LEGENDARY Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Love Triangle: Get TWO Gfs on this Minecraft Server!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where this player could get TWO gfs, there’s no reason you can’t get one! But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll find yourself battling dragons with Chuck Norris as your sidekick, mining diamonds with a unicorn as your pet, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, have a dance-off with a creeper, or even discover a secret hot tub hidden deep within the mines. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even find yourself with not just one, but THREE gfs by the time you log off!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Mines Excavated:	3326	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	2266
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salads Drool

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join our cult and give all your diamonds to our fearless leader! Why? Because she promises to lead us to the promised land of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But beware, our leader is a bit…eccentric. She once rode a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious, all while wearing a pink tutu.

Join us if you dare, and together we will conquer the Minecraft world with our llama-riding cult leader at the helm. Who needs diamonds when you have such epic adventures awaiting you on our server?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Chickens and Diamonds: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our totally wild and wacky Minecraft server! Ever wondered why eastern cultures are so obsessed with females with animal features? Well, on our server, you can finally find out the answer!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can explore mystical lands filled with magical creatures and enchanting beings. Who knows, you might even encounter a cat-girl or a fox-woman along the way!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn village, where you can ride sparkly rainbow unicorns and frolic in fields of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of females with animal features!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8956
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	6313
Chimeras Created:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlazeCraft: Where the grass is always greener

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server on the interwebs, DUDEWEED LMAO! Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride unicorns into battle against zombie llamas while wielding a diamond-encrusted spatula as your weapon of choice. The creepers here are so chill, they’ll just offer you a joint instead of blowing up your hard work. And don’t even get me started on the end dragon – rumor has it, he’s a total lightweight and passes out after just one sip of potion of invisibility.

But wait, there’s more! Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant your wildest wishes with a flick of their magic wand. Want a castle made of cheese? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join DUDEWEED LMAO today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because things tend to get a little… weird.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CivilCraft LOLz: Where History Meets Hilarity!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most intense battles since the Civil War! But don’t worry, instead of muskets and cannons, you’ll be armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

Join us and fight alongside Abraham Lincoln’s ghost as he leads our faction to victory against the evil Ender Dragon army. Rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon, you’ll unlock the secret to time travel and be able to visit any era in history.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s known for dropping some sick beats that will literally blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1215	Crops Grown:	6411
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3