SmallCraft: Where Everything’s No Big Deal!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take border security to a whole new level! 🚧🚨

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of defending against zombie invasions, creepers trying to sneak in, and even the occasional Ender Dragon trying to cross the border! 😱🐉

But don’t worry, we’ve got THE BEST security measures in place, including lava moats, TNT traps, and a team of highly trained llamas ready to spit on any intruders. 🦙💥

So if you’re looking for a server that takes border security VERY SERIOUSLY (but also knows how to have a good time), then come join us for some epic adventures and INSANE battles! 🎮🔥

Remember, on this server, it’s NO. BIG. DEAL. We’ve got it all under control. 😉🌟

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Emeralds Found:	1447	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLZ

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your eyes on! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join us on this server for a chance to embark on wild adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce creatures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret dungeons filled with LEGENDARY loot that will make you the envy of all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a famous Minecraft player who roams the land, challenging anyone who dares to face him in a duel. Will you be brave enough to take on this spectral foe?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement that awaits you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CreepyCraft: Where Every Chat Ends in a Plot Twist

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where every player you meet turns out to be a secret agent! 🕵️‍♂️🤯 Join us for a chance to team up with James Bond, Jason Bourne, and even Austin Powers himself as you embark on thrilling missions and epic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where you can ride REAL unicorns and battle evil villains like Dr. Evil and Thanos. 🦄💥

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most TOP SECRET Minecraft community on the internet! 😉🔥

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ToiletCraft: Where Shit Gets Real

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a stream shooting upwards and hitting your pants while sitting on the toilet!

Join us for mandatory piss first events where you never know what glitchy surprises await, like your foreskin glitching out in the most unexpected ways.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of poop to go around and keep you entertained. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like running out of toilet paper when you least expect it.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as unpredictable as a toilet experience gone wrong, join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	300

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocky Boner Ban: NO Sex Allowed!

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Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is INSANE!

Join us for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to riding on flying pigs, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a strict rule: NO SEX ALLOWED. That’s right, we’re here to play Minecraft, not get busy with each other. Trust us, you’ll thank us for it.

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s create some EPIC memories together. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and be worshipped by all the other players. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixelated Pandemonium: Where INDIE Gamers Go Crazy!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of boring indie games that make you want to pirate them just to feel something? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make you forget all about those lame indie games.

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you question why anyone would settle for anything less than pure Minecraft madness.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Kike Rats

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Have you ever wondered where Yahweh was during the destruction of the Second temple? Maybe he was too busy playing Minecraft on our server! Join us and find out the truth behind Yahweh’s mysterious disappearance.

Was he asleep? Or was he hiding and afraid of fighting the Romans? Maybe Yahweh did send Rabbi Yeshua to our server so he could tell you to not resist an evil man, turn the other cheek, and pay the taxes Caesar demanded. And if you had listened to Rabbi Yeshua, maybe you wouldn’t be so goddamned deformed from inbreeding after Titus nearly extincted kike rats. LMFAOOO!

Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who needs historical accuracy when you have our server’s crazy stories to keep you entertained?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HappyCraft: Where even creepers are on Prozac

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so amazing that if you take SSRl now, at 7pm, you won’t be able to sleep because you’ll be too busy having fun building and exploring! – But wait, there’s more! If you skip playing until morning, you will feel absolutely TERRIFIC because our server is just that awesome. – Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey. – We have a secret hidden treasure on the server that is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges players to epic battles for the chance to claim the loot. – And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a magical unicorn roaming the lands, granting wishes and spreading joy to all who encounter it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AnimeCraft: The Future of Blocks

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have anime-themed builds that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a giant mecha through a pixelated city? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret cat army that will help you conquer the virtual world. Need a pet creeper that won’t explode? We have those too.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mines Excavated:	4067	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

WienerCraft

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in all of Germany! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing lederhosen. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some serious moves to techno music, and it was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can battle it out in dance-offs to win rare diamond armor. Trust me, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled Nether tunnel. It’s like Space Mountain, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WUNDERBAR adventure and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Vtuber Love Story: Minecraft Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the epic love story of the Romeo and Juliet of vtubing! Join us and witness the drama unfold as two virtual YouTubers navigate their way through obstacles and mobs to be together.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can also ride llamas into battle, fight dragons with diamond swords, and build a castle made entirely of cake. Our community is filled with friendly pandas and mischievous foxes who are always up for a good time.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find your own virtual love story along the way.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Villages Defended:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyThreads – Where even ‘thread 36’ can’t unravel our epic adventures!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and even a unicorn! Yes, you heard that right, a real-life unicorn in Minecraft! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and win enchanted prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FrostyFuntime: Snowball Shenanigans #183

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Cherno Janny Edition Version 1.7, also known as the “Gradient of Souls” update.

Watch our hilarious ASMR video on YouTube where we showcase the new features: Click here

Get ready for the Snowbreak 1.7 Overview & News on our website: Check it out here

Platforms available: Android, iOS, and PC (but PC is recommended for the ultimate experience). Download the game from our main site: Get it now

Current and upcoming events include a Login Event with 10x Limited Operative Tickets, the exciting “Star Master” Unit Capture Gameplay, and the heart-pounding “Void of Dread” Lone Warrior/Brave Squad Stages. And that’s just the beginning!

Join us for the upcoming “Endless” Battle where you must protect the Escort Target at all costs. It’s a wild ride, trust us.

Don’t miss out on our current and upcoming banners featuring characters like Cherno, Enya, Tess, and more. It’s a gacha lover’s dream come true!

And let’s not forget about the new outfits available for your favorite characters. From the “Apprentice Maid” look for Cherno to the “Merry-in-Exile” outfit for Tess, we’ve got it all.

Join our community on the /snowg/ Resource Pastebin and fill out the Friends Form to connect with other players. It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the insanity of Cherno Janny Edition Version 1.7 and let the fun begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Enchantments Applied:	182	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

20 Days of Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the cutest redhead girls can’t resist the temptation to join!

Join us for over 20 days of non-stop fun and adventure. Who needs a freckled-faced college crush when you can build your own empire in our virtual world?

Our server is so lit that even ghosts can’t resist haunting our pixelated lands. Maybe that cute redhead girl is too busy battling zombies and creepers to text you back!

So come on, join us and show that redhead girl what she’s missing out on. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Let’s minecraft and chill together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ShonenCraft: Where Creeper meets Ninja in epic battles!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the future of shonen anime is in safe hands…literally! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world where all their favorite shonen anime characters came to life. Imagine battling it out with Goku from Dragon Ball Z or teaming up with Naruto from Naruto to take down evil mobs. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful LOLZ you’ll ever encounter. From exploding chickens to rainbow-colored creepers, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and become a part of something truly EPIC. The future of shonen awaits!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Love Letters Sent:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Servers 2024

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SmallCraft: Where Everything’s No Big Deal!

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HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLZ

Updated October 2, 2024

CreepyCraft: Where Every Chat Ends in a Plot Twist

Updated October 2, 2024

ToiletCraft: Where Shit Gets Real

Updated October 2, 2024

Blocky Boner Ban: NO Sex Allowed!

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

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Pixelated Pandemonium: Where INDIE Gamers Go Crazy!

Updated October 2, 2024

Crafty Kike Rats

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

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HappyCraft: Where even creepers are on Prozac

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AnimeCraft: The Future of Blocks

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WienerCraft

Updated October 2, 2024

Vtuber Love Story: Minecraft Edition

Updated October 2, 2024

CraftyThreads – Where even ‘thread 36’ can’t unravel our epic adventures!

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20 Days of Minecraft Madness

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ShonenCraft: Where Creeper meets Ninja in epic battles!

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