Crafty Land | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘Oh yeah, THAT happened’

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have pigs that can fly! That’s right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us and see for yourself, because on our server, oh yeah, THAT happened.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Villages Defended:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FastLisp’s PhastCraft: Where Technology Meets Hilarity!

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Are you tired of slow servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in slow motion? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, you’ll feel like you’re zooming through cyberspace at the speed of light! We’ve harnessed the power of fastman technology to ensure that your Minecraft experience is smoother and quicker than ever before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features phastlisp technology, which is so advanced that it will make your head spin. With phastlisp, you’ll be able to build, mine, and explore with lightning speed, leaving all your friends in the dust.

Join us on this wild ride and experience the thrill of fastman and phastlisp technology like never before. Don’t get left behind in the slow lane, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Welcome to the Dark World Survival server – where survival means trying not to accidentally punch a villager!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded PvP
Features	Factions, Economy, Constant updates
Mods	Create, Applied Energistics, Mekanism, Simply Swords, Gobber

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server pay-to-win?	No, there are no kits or pay-to-win features on this server.
Where can I find more information about joining?	You can join the Discord server linked below for all the information on how to join.
What kind of server maintenance is done?	The server is maintained by the owner and constantly being worked on to add new features.

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/TEGp36HmB6

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CARROT MC VS Hypixel

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Comparison between Hypixel and CARROT MC

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be crowded
Wide variety of mini-games	Pay-to-win aspects
Regular updates and events	Can have lag spikes

CARROT MC

Pros	Cons
24/7 uptime	Smaller player base
Cracked/Premium access	Limited mini-games
Unique mini-games like OneBlock and MurderMystery	Limited updates and events

FAQ

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to CARROT MC.

2. Which server offers a wider variety of mini-games?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games compared to CARROT MC. However, CARROT MC has unique mini-games like OneBlock and MurderMystery.

3. Are there pay-to-win aspects on both servers?

While Hypixel has some pay-to-win aspects, CARROT MC offers cracked/premium access without the need for additional purchases.

4. Which server has regular updates and events?

Hypixel is known for its regular updates and events, while CARROT MC may have limited updates and events.

5. Which server is more likely to experience lag spikes?

Hypixel, due to its large player base, may be more likely to experience lag spikes compared to CARROT MC.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	171	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Nazis – Heinrich Himmler’s Minecraft Madness

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Join our Minecraft server and pay homage to this misunderstood historical figure who shaped European history! Build your own castle and conquer neighboring kingdoms, just like he did. Show off your creativity and strategic skills as you navigate the treacherous world of Minecraft, just like he navigated the political landscape of his time.

But beware, there may be secret alliances and betrayals lurking around every corner. Will you rise to power like he did, or will you fall victim to your own ambitions? Only time will tell on our epic Minecraft server.

So come join us and experience the thrill of conquest and power in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, respect for our historical figure is mandatory – after all, he is the reason for so much of what we know today. Join now and become a part of history in the making!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Towns Built:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

StalkCraft: Where FemAnons and Creepers Collide in Hilarious Chaos!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this scenario? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of craziness, where you never know what’s going to happen next. Join us if you’re ready for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who knows, you might even encounter a femanon with a strap on…just kidding (or are we?)! Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Buildings Constructed:	50

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CoronaCraft Survival: Where masks are worn, but not by the zombies! Join now for virus-free fun times! 😷🧟

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Server Name	CoronaCraft
Type	Community-based SMP
Members	Around 140 members
Server Age	Almost 4 years old
Season	Current season started 4 months ago
Website	Visit Website
Discord	Join Discord

Server Features:

Custom Advancements
Expansive Shopping District
Proximity Voice Chat In-game
Server Events
Custom Roles
Server perks for donors
Friendly and helpful community
Community Projects all the time
Giveaways
24/7 Server Uptime
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by visiting our website or joining our Discord and following the instructions provided there.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules that all members are expected to follow. These rules are designed to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server.

3. Can I create content or stream on the server?

Absolutely! We are content-creator friendly and welcome players who want to stream or create videos on our server.

4. Are there any benefits for donating to the server?

Yes, donors receive special perks on the server as a token of appreciation for supporting us.

5. How often are server events held?

We regularly host server events to keep the community engaged and entertained. The frequency of events may vary but we strive to have them on a regular basis.

6. How can I report any issues or concerns on the server?

If you encounter any issues or have concerns on the server, you can reach out to our moderators or admins either through Discord or in-game chat.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1752
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Diamonds & Dives – Minecraft Mayhem

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Welcome to the most elite fighting force in the galaxy, where you and your squad of Helldivers battle against rising alien threats in a 2024 co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter! Join us on this epic journey to liberate planets and achieve total strategic victory in our ever-evolving galactic campaign that changes based on whatever the devs feel like doing.

But wait, there’s more! Our original HELLDIVERS game, released in 2015, offers top-down, twin-stick shooter gameplay with all the combat you could ever want. It’s available on Steam, PS3, PS4, PS5, and even PS Vita for all your interstellar warfare needs.

Join our server for outrageous battles, insane missions, and the chance to become a legendary Helldiver. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show those aliens who’s boss!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky McBlockface: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Adventure! Join No. 65576231 by Anonymous for epic LOLs!

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Are you tired of building boring old houses and farms in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and immerse yourself in the world of kpop madness! Build your own Kpop idol mansion complete with dance studios and recording booths.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from crazy fans and paparazzi. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a virtual version of your favorite Kpop star!

Join now for the chance to attend virtual Kpop concerts, battle it out in dance-offs, and maybe even start your own virtual Kpop group. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Marvin’s Crazy Craft Adventure – Survival Multiplayer Madness!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Create	Have access to create add-ons, gizmos, improved terrain, Alex’s mods, and mod corn

Join our Discord today!

https://discord.com/invite/4cAC6Hz4pV

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you offer create add-ons?	Yes, we have illicit substance flavored create add-ons available on our server.
What kind of mods do you have?	We have Alex’s mods and mod corn, as well as other wacky gizmos and terrain improvements.
How can I join the Discord server?	Click on the provided link here to join our Discord server.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FrontierSMP VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	FrontierSMP
Large player base	Smaller, community-focused server
Various game modes and minigames	Focused on Towny PVP gameplay
Professional staff and regular updates	Active and dedicated staff
High-quality server performance	Smooth gameplay experience
Regular events and competitions	Seasonal rewards and town-building goals
Subscription options for additional perks	No subscription required for full gameplay

**Hypixel FAQ:**

1. What game modes does Hypixel offer? – Hypixel offers a wide range of game modes including Skywars, Bed Wars, and Build Battle.

2. How large is the player base on Hypixel? – Hypixel has a very large player base with thousands of players online at any given time.

3. Are there any subscription options on Hypixel? – Yes, Hypixel offers subscription options for additional perks such as cosmetics and pets.

**FrontierSMP FAQ:**

1. What is the main focus of FrontierSMP? – FrontierSMP is focused on Towny PVP gameplay where players can build and grow their towns, siege others, and trade for profit.

2. How active is the staff on FrontierSMP? – The staff on FrontierSMP are active and dedicated to providing a smooth gameplay experience for all players.

3. Are there seasonal rewards on FrontierSMP? – Yes, FrontierSMP offers seasonal rewards for top scorers and town-building goals for players to work towards.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Karens: Where White Women Rule the Minecraft World

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the white women are a gift from God! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond mining competitions, llama rodeos, and secret underground white woman shrines. Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to have the time of your life on our one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Alien Abductions:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blocky McBlockface: The Holy Kino Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn louder than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of all things epic and awesome!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a rainbow portal to a land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and lava waterfalls. But be careful, because the trees have a mind of their own and will try to steal your precious diamonds!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for our server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will banish any griefers to the Nether realm faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever wields it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the most mind-blowingly awesome Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, we can’t help you.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

✅ FREE DONATION ▶️ DUELS ⭐ DOMER SERVER ❤️ Minecraft server

The owner of the server “FREE DONATION DUELS SERVER OF DOMER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pureland SMP: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles {Version 1.20.4}

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Pureland SMP Overview

Server Name	Pureland SMP
IP	purelandsmp.com

Key Features:

Join us today and create your own story in Pureland SMP, where every player matters and every moment is an opportunity for fun and adventure.

Discord: Use /discord in-game for an invite! OR here is the link -> https://discord.com/invite/tHj7UQ5x5k

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Pureland SMP?	Pureland SMP is a semi-vanilla survival Minecraft server with a focus on community and simplicity.
How can I join the server?	You can join by using the IP purelandsmp.com in your Minecraft client.
Are there any special commands on the server?	Yes, there are essential commands like /spawn, /sethome, /home, and /playtime to enhance your gameplay.
Can I build at spawn?	Yes, you can claim a plot at spawn or venture out into the wild to build.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, Pureland SMP has a simple yet immersive economy with commands like /bal and /baltop to track your financial progress.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Farms Harvested:	201

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2