Crafty Land – Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Runes Activated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Towns Built:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3728	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6573
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9545	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2164
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Items Found:	1393	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Creeper Crush!

bittersweet, creeper, Crush, emotional, Experience, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school romance, infatuation, Innocence, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, past, puppy love, relationship, Romantic, sentimental, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9897
Animals Bred:	39	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, courage, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, persecution, refugee, Relief, resilience, survivor, WOMAN, Yazidi, Yazidi community

come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

#sustainability, biodegradation, degradation, discovery, Durability, environmental impact, Environmental Science, killer bacteria, microbial degradation., Party, pet, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, plastic-eating bacteria, plastic-killer bacteria, Pollution, resistance, SLAYERS, Tough plastic, US researchers, WasteWater

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	513	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1148
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

Axes, BackRice RPG, bps, Clans, Donations, Dungeons, Events, minecraft server, Pets, prefixes, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Survival, top menus

RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

1.20, Active, bedrock, blocks, Casual, collaboration, Community, convenience, Discord, Drama, Elected positions, family, home, like-minded, Mature, Modded, Opera, Realms, Redfield, Semi Vanilla, smp, soap, Timeless

Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions

If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions?	A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Land, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA Community, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, Server, Sylvanas, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Tyrande, World of Warcraft, wowg, YJK Edition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

Anon, chuuba, Corpo, Cum, Edition, erp, FANTASY, Fun, general, indie, lamy, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, roulette, Slutposting, smp, society, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, Worship

Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SibSnap Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disagreement, emotional response, Expectations, family, family dynamics, individual autonomy., Minecraft, personal space, pre wedding, relationships, Server, sibling photoshoot, SibSnap, step-parenting, step-sibling, teenage perspective, Wedding, wedding planning

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2