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ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineCraftMania

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CreeperCourtEnlistment

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so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1573
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Numbed Tax Totals

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	81	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Farms Harvested:	186

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockyBling

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Void Armor Forged:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	128
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

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so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	67	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Emeralds Found:	6468
Dimension Hops:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Divine Spears Created:	27
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GratefulCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns! It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Plus, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden diamond mine – talk about a thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to pull pranks on each other. Just last week, someone built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s base. The reactions were priceless!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PixelPigCraft

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky instead of snow, and where creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a house out of enchanted golden carrots, ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, and discover secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by dancing skeletons.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who wears a top hat and monocle, and challenges players to a game of chess before engaging in an epic battle. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig-chicken hybrid, and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Items Found:	8121	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Star Shards Collected:	242

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1562	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Zombie Power Co.

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join our server and harness the power of zombies for PERPETUAL ENERGY! imagine never having to worry about running out of power again because you have an army of zombies on treadmills generating electricity for you. plus, you can ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your own personal explosive mounts. who needs horses when you have a creeper steed? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Towns Built:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3