‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’ | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7264	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Buildings Constructed:	37	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Feeling Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5892
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GFsMarathonNoShow

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Mines Excavated:	3391
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

achievement, career advancement, continuous learning, discipline, goal-setting, hindsight, learning, Long-term goals, MineSkillz10YearsAgo, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, skill development, success, Time management

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Secret Passages Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Gouty Villagers

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

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LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

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The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

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🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CakeWarsCraft

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Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	149
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

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Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	908787
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CreeperCruncher42

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	7380