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Diamonds & Lols – Mine, Craft, LOL with Friends!

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Are you tired of playing regular old Minecraft and want to spice things up with a little bit of Yu-Gi-Oh! action? Look no further than our server, where we fuse bodies and steal the show in epic duels!

Join us for the Duel Links Speed General #2451Stealing the show edition, where we focus on the SPEED duel format of the game. And if that’s not enough, we also welcome classic Yu-Gi-Oh! anime discussions because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve been celebrating the 2500 days since launch event with dream tickets and gems, and the upcoming events include a Mizar rerun and Dennis unlock.

If you need resources for info on Legendary Duelists, Skills, decklists, events, etc., we’ve got you covered with links to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki, Official Duel Links Page, and even a Yu-Gi-Oh! Probability Calculator because who doesn’t love a good probability calculation in the midst of a duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready to duel like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9879	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as finding your girlfriend’s panties in your brother’s bed? Look no further! Join our server and embrace the chaos – because who knows what other crazy surprises await you in the world of blocky adventures. Whether you’re building giant panty-shaped structures or embarking on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious panty disappearances, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – panties optional!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!

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Are you tired of boring, cringey Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that is kind of gay and stinks of semen? Look no further! Our server is perfect for male delinquents looking for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have female delinquents with long skirts and cold attitudes. They may be bold and cute, but they will definitely keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to provide for a girl like that?

Join our server now for a crazy, outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to embrace the chaos!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Decisions: Left or Right?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have you mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your very existence with the age-old question: left or right?

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests where you must choose between going left or right, with each path leading to wild adventures and crazy challenges. Will you choose the path of righteousness and conquer the land, or will you go left and end up in a land of talking chickens and dancing creepers? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes (or just makes your dance moves even more epic).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember: when in doubt, always go left. Or was it right? Oh well, just pick a direction and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Crops Grown:	3330	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

WaifuCraft: Where your 2D dreams become 3D reality!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a classic Touhou game…but with chuddies! That’s right, you can battle it out with your friends while wearing your favorite pair of chuddies for extra protection and style points.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chuddie King, who will grant you special powers and abilities if you can defeat him in a chuddie-wearing duel. Rumor has it that the Chuddie King once defeated an entire army of creepers with just one flick of his chuddie.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most chuddie-filled adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even become the next Chuddie Champion and rule over the land in your stylish underwear.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	912	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Back in Block City

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Hey there, sleepyhead! Looking for a reason to crawl out of your dark, depressing hole? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers dance the Macarena.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build a castle made entirely of cheese, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Kaii’s Kooky Craft Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga come to life! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, quests to find rare enchanted items, and even a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who throw the best parties in town. You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Buildings Constructed:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

East Asia’s Block Party: Where we rule the world one block at a time! #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where East Asia reigns supreme and the “west” is just a distant memory of irrelevance and misery. Join us as we build towering pagodas, harvest bamboo forests, and ride dragons into battle against our enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft master, Sensei Steve, who can teach you the ancient art of block-breaking and crafting like no other. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a single punch!

So why join our server? Because here, you’ll not only conquer the virtual world of Minecraft, but also learn the secrets of East Asian wisdom and power. Plus, we have free sushi Fridays and karaoke nights where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Gangnam Style.”

Don’t be left in the dust of the “west” – come join us and experience the epic rise of East Asia in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Lost in TranslationCraft: Where Accuracy is Optional and ‘Muh Localization’ Rules Supreme!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is run by a former official translator who believes that localization should be anything but a translation. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before as you navigate through a world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and talking creepers. Join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Animals Bred:	144
Love Letters Sent:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pixelated Punks: The Server That Didn’t Need a Remake Anyway

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that keep getting remade over and over again? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic that it didn’t even need a remake in the first place! Why settle for a reboot when you can join us and experience the original, unadulterated awesomeness?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous pandas who have taken over the spawn point and are now demanding bamboo as tribute. Don’t worry though, they’re pretty chill as long as you bring them some snacks.

Venture into our world and you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. She may be fierce in battle, but she sure knows how to throw a killer rave.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Just make sure to bring your own saddle and lance!

So why waste your time on boring remakes when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness? Come on in and see for yourself why we didn’t need a remake anyways!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MattWalsh4Prez Minecraft Server: Where even creepers have opinions on politics!

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Oh boy, do we have a Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a world where Matt Walsh is the ruler, decreeing that all players must build their houses in the shape of his glorious mustache. But beware, if you dare to question his political commentary, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity!

Join our server for the chance to engage in epic debates with fellow players about Matt Walsh’s hot takes on everything from pineapple on pizza to the proper way to fold a fitted sheet. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting one of Matt Walsh’s rants word for word, you’ll unlock a secret realm where you can ride around on a giant flying mustache.

So come on down to our server and let’s get political…Minecraft style! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	55880
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineLOL – Digging for Laughs in the World of Blocks

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate Pointing Edition experience where you can battle it out in epic wars within trailers, just like in the movies!

Patch 10.2.6 has arrived and with it comes the dreaded Plunderstorm! Shiver me timbers as you prepare for the incoming chaos and embark on a journey like never before. And don’t forget to check out the Remix: Pandaria for a blast from the past with a twist!

But wait, there’s more! Season 4 Dungeon changes are here to challenge even the bravest warriors. Get ready for harder dungeons with no affixes or timers, it’s a test of skill like you’ve never seen before.

And if that’s not enough, our April Trading Post is stocked with exclusive items fit for a pirate king. Plunderstorm sections and spring finery await those who dare to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and dive into a world of adventure, excitement, and insanity! Who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blinded by Blocks: Where Creepers are the Real Eclipse

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a special eclipse event that will literally blind you in one eye! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Who needs depth perception anyway? Join now and see the world in a whole new (half-blind) way!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky Ballers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have that pizzazz you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a giant flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Flop in the West” challenge, where players must navigate through a maze of upside-down buildings while being chased by a herd of stampeding cows. Can you survive the chaos and come out victorious?

So why did it flop in the west, you ask? Because the west just couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server! Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	206

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1