Crafty Kingdom – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the Lands Between, where you can team up with your friends and take on epic quests to defeat powerful enemies.

With our latest patch, we’ve added new features and fixed bugs to make your gaming experience even more enjoyable. Plus, our character planners will help you create the ultimate warrior to conquer all challenges that come your way.

But that’s not all – our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain, and our group password “erg” will grant you access to exclusive areas and rewards. And if you dare to touch the Bloodstain, who knows what secrets you may uncover!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, in the Lands Between, anything can happen – so be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	193
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Falling into the Void:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2690	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BedtimeBros

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	647
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3334
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LonelyCraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3136	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BrokeButHappyCraft

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Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2592
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

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so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Farms Harvested:	837
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3565	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Towns Built:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Farms Harvested:	561
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NoKidsAllowedMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Animals Bred:	61	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AnnoyingAF

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Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyCovidCraze

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1253

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Brain Boosting Workout

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join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	5701	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, server description, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!