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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5354 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!