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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 1208 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 1386 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
Crops Grown: | 2415 | Emeralds Found: | 9091 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!