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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9128 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!