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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8848 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Animals Bred: | 174 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!