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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6228 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Votes: | 559 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!