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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 2277 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9398 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!